Auburn Settles
I think Auburn is going to get into its coaching search and discover that they are not as desirable of a job as, say, Washington. Washington is #1 in their state, is in a wonderfully attractive city and region, is in a place where a little bit of success would make them the #2 or #3 team in the whole conference fairly easily, and no one out there is claiming they know football better than you. Heck, at this point Clemson is probably a better job. Auburn, in my opinion, is probably about as attractive of a job as Georgia Tech is, perhaps even less attractive because the in-conference competition is so tough.
I don't think Auburn is a place that is going to be able to get a hot young coach on the rise. They are going to have to find either a not-so-hot name or a coordinator who will jump at the first chance to get a promotion.
I don't think I imagined it would be this bad though.
I find it absolutely incredible that Auburn has apparently decided to hire Gene Chizik, formerly of Iowa State, where he compiled a staggeringly bad 5-19 record over two seasons. Just to give an indication, in the two years before Gene Chizik was hired at Iowa State, the Cyclones went 11-13. So Iowa State was 6 games worse in the two years with Chizik than they were in the two years before they hired him. And it's not like the competition was killer. The Big 12 North has not been a bad place to play the last few years.
Auburn fans are understandably irate. Non-Auburn fans are perplexed. Is this really the best they could do?
This hire generates no enthusiasm for the program. Gene Chizik will not be able to convince top recruits in Alabama (or in any other state, really) to forego the powerhouses around them in order to play for this team. I don't get it. I don't know what they were thinking. I can think, off the top of my head, of 10 or 15 coaches who probably would have been interested in the job and who would have been better hires than Chizik.
In fact, one is surprised that Chizik was even considered. He is not even remotely a hot name in coaching circles these days.
And just to throw this out there, I think the Black Coaches Association will and probably should make a big stink over this hire. Not all hirings of white coaches are offensive, but when a retread like Gene Chizik gets a big pay raise after failing at his previous job, while coaches like Turner Gill and Dewayne Walker are passed over, they have every reason to complain.
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Richard this is NOT settling...it's far worse....
I live and work in IA/SD and went to two ISU games this year…one last year…and I will tell you that this man is Shula/Kiffin-esque in his complete inability to shepherd a D-1 program. As a DC he was balls out, bend-don’t-break, but insatiable and very good. As a head coach: recruiter, a game manager, a halftime adjuster, a schemer…he’s woefully unprepared for D-1…Some people aren’t born to lead. He is not.
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on
Dec 13, 2008 6:39 PM CST
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Turner Gil should sue. Seriously. Holy crap. After I just got through ripping on Dewayne Walker, he would be a ten times better hire than Chizik. This is a horrid, horrid hire.
I couldn’t be more pleased.
by Poseur on
Dec 13, 2008 8:03 PM CST
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One thing to say positively
They sure have set the expectation bar extremely low. Virtually anything is a victory.
The Alabama fan in my house is absolutely ecstatic about this hire. As for me, I think we are the Britain to Bama’s and Auburn’s France and Spain. We want those guys being roughly equal so they hurt each other. Right now, with this hire, it sure looks like Auburn’s conceding an awful lot of ground.
Richard Pittman
by Richard Pittman on
Dec 13, 2008 8:22 PM CST
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If you want concessions....
This is Auburn’s Chamberlain moment…It is that big (football, speaking). They are about to enter a decade of suck. We are going to close the borders to the state, poach western GA, keep strong in TN (esp Memphis *wink*), pluck LA when we can, continue in FL and TX, etc. With Dan Mullen in MSU), Kiffkins in Tenn, and this idgit in the “loveliest village”, we just got the biggest offseason gift….ever. Better than a #1 class, IMHO
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on
Dec 13, 2008 9:47 PM CST
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As an LSU fan, I 100% agree.
Auburn sucking only helps Alabama which hurts LSU. And that is what is going to happen.
by LSU Jonno on
Dec 14, 2008 10:17 AM CST
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Richard....you summed my feelins up pretty well.
This certainly breaks the trend of exciting hires around the SEC for the last two years.
A side note: do you guys think Kiffin stinks? I anticipate he will be a pretty good hire at UT. I don’t base that on anything but a feeling. That being said, I hear a lot of “pooh poohing” of Kiffin around. He was pretty good w/ USC and I don’t see how he can be blamed w/ the Raiders.
Is that a crazy thought?
by Zandor435 on
Dec 13, 2008 10:37 PM CST
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Lane Kiffin = Lame Kitten.
Please, he’s not as disappointing as Chizik, but what has he shown as a HC?
by LSU Jonno on
Dec 14, 2008 10:18 AM CST
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Nah..
Chizik is not nearly as attractive as Kiffin. Kiffin is at least an unknown quantity as a head coach. Chizik is a known quantity. A really bad known quantity.
Richard Pittman
by Richard Pittman on
Dec 14, 2008 2:29 PM CST
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I realize I am probably falling prey to the hype over Kiffen from a while back....
But I just think UT will improve w/ a boost of energy to the program.
Also, have you guys given thought to all the great fun we can have w/ Chizik’s name? Gene Cheezy Fries, Chizball, etc…
by Zandor435 on
Dec 14, 2008 6:39 PM CST
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Yeah...
Things are not looking so great here on the Plains. People are calling this the Auburn version of Mike Shula. My only hope is that 3 years or so down the road, after a few Shula-like seasons, Chizik and Jacobs and Gogue will all be fired, and with the circus finally leaving town, we can get some decent leadership and attract a better hire. We’ll be back, eventually, but it’s going to take a while. Meanwhile, I have a 68-game attendance streak that I’m not sure I’m going to be able to keep intact next year — too painful. But War Eagle anyway…
What do an Auburn fan and a bammer have in common? (Neither of them ever attended u.a.t.).
by AUshorecm on
Dec 14, 2008 2:13 PM CST
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scratch that
This is worse than Shula.
What do an Auburn fan and a bammer have in common? (Neither of them ever attended u.a.t.).
by AUshorecm on
Dec 14, 2008 2:15 PM CST
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I was about to say..
This is worse than Shula. Shula’s hiring was under bizarre circumstances that were not entirely of Bama’s making, and while he was not a particularly attractive candidate, he actually instilled SOME excitement into the program. Chizik? I don’t know. I keep racking my brain to figure out where this is coming from and I can’t come up with anything.
Richard Pittman
by Richard Pittman on
Dec 14, 2008 2:29 PM CST
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Yeah
I mean, I love Auburn and I always will, but the morons we have running the athletic department have really screwed us over. It’s hard for me to imagine going to many games next year. I’m not a bandwagon fan by any means (I did drive 12 hours to West Virginia and 12 hours back this year with a 101-degree fever, lol), but this is just too much. After I graduate and move away in August, I’m just going to have to be an Auburn fan from afar — it’s seriously too painful.
What do an Auburn fan and a bammer have in common? (Neither of them ever attended u.a.t.).
by AUshorecm on
Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST
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The most surprising thing about this whole deal
Is that I actually feel sorry for Auburn. I didn’t think I would ever type that sentence.
Well…maybe sorry is too strong a word. Maybe sympathetic with a dash of “really glad this isn’t LSU and that we get to see Auburn in Tiger Stadium next year.”
I'm proud of my damn strong football team. Have a great day!
by Mikethetiger on
Dec 14, 2008 4:50 PM CST
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