I honestly could care less about Bama, and this isn't a Bama blog. But I am a fan of schadenfreude. And there's nothing I enjoy more than piling on.
So thanks to Orson for keeping track of all of those offseason arrests and misbehaviors of each program. Because it looks like Bama is going to win the prestigious Fulmer Cup.
Hey, at least Bama's winning something these days.