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I suffer from Twotimus BCS Championitus too....

This is a repost, but i have to give LSUJonno props on this one. In response to the "corndog smell" Auburn fans refer to.

We get that "corndog" smell from our balls rubbing together...

I believe the medical field calls the affliction Twotimus BCS Championitus . Apparently they’ve never seen it before in the history of college football. There is no cure, but don’t worry, it is most definitely not contagious as the problem seems to be confined to Baton Rouge, LA. There have been reports of a similar odor from USC fans however, closer examination reveals that this is not possible due to the singular nature of their one ball.

It’s a burden, but a good problem to have nevertheless.

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My Twotimus BCS Championitus...

Further, I would like to say that I appreciate LSUJonno having the courage to admit his affliction. His testimony has given me the strength to step forward and share my own “sickness” with the world.

I noticed the early warnings of the “sickness” early last fall when i was in the Red Stick for a Hokie hunting trip. The doctors confirmed my suspicions shortly after the new year and told me that my “sickness” still looks to be very active. They said that over the next several years, it might progress to Threetimus or even Fourtimus.

But as LSU Jonno says, it is my burden. Are there other afflicted patients out there?

by Zandor435 on Sep 18, 2008 11:31 AM CDT   0 recs

Zandor, it's great to hear other stories of people coping with their Twotimus BCS Championitis

My doctors have confirmed the same grave news that yours have, and that is it looks like our affliction is in the very early stages. Threetimus or even Fourtimus advancements of Championitis are very likely at this point. At our current rate, I’ve been told we could achieve Fourtimus as early as 2015.

by LSU Jonno on Sep 18, 2008 1:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

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