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I suffer from Twotimus BCS Championitus too....

This is a repost, but i have to give LSUJonno props on this one. In response to the "corndog smell" Auburn fans refer to.

We get that "corndog" smell from our balls rubbing together...

I believe the medical field calls the affliction Twotimus BCS Championitus . Apparently they’ve never seen it before in the history of college football. There is no cure, but don’t worry, it is most definitely not contagious as the problem seems to be confined to Baton Rouge, LA. There have been reports of a similar odor from USC fans however, closer examination reveals that this is not possible due to the singular nature of their one ball.

It’s a burden, but a good problem to have nevertheless.

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