Forget The Heisman; Race For The (Maurice) Clarett Award Really Heating Up
by SouthernMan on Nov 14, 2009 6:40 AM CST
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The Heisman Race is really boring this year.
Alabama's Mark Ingram is the only 'hopeful' that would have any hope in any other year but this year's candidates are so bad from top to bottom I'm not sure there should be a race.
On the other hand, the inaugural Clarett Award—Awarded to the college football player that goes above and beyond in the quest to take the chance of a life time and flush it down the toilet like a handful of soiled Charmen—also known as the 'Thug of the Year ' competetion is tighter than Paris Hilton’s ‘skinny’ jeans fresh out of a super hot spin dry.
There was a debate about naming the award but since Ryan Perilloux is actually still playing football and may yet get his shot the award is named after Maurice Clarett, the case study in throwing your life away.
Let’s hope these guys aren’t as successful at destroying their lives as the Award’s namesake.
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competetion is tighter than Paris Hilton’s ‘skinny’ jeans fresh out of a super hot spin dry.
you know what skinny jeans are…thats kinda gay-Brian Kinchen
only reason I know is I just had to suffer through shopping with the wife, and I guess she doesnt like them…
I used this comment on TSK
it was deleted, so if its offensive here, i understand. It is just a joke though, nothing against gays.
Hmm... we need a ruling.
My vote is that this is acceptable in the, “You know how I know you’re gay? You listen to Coldplay” sense. If this site ever develops a serious problem with homophobia, we may have to have a no-tolerance clampdown on it, but for now this is fine.
Father. Husband. Lawyer. Nerd.
by Richard Pittman on Nov 18, 2009 5:52 AM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry
I don’t know what’s ‘gay’ or ‘hip’ apparently as I would never think Paris Hilton in tight jeans would conjure up homosexual comments.
I also have no clue who Brian Kinchen is so maybe the question should be asked to Hook85!
Sorry, I don’t swing that way.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Brian Kinchen - Former LSU Player
From Wikipedia:
Brian Douglas Kinchen (born August 6, 1965 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana) is a former professional American football tight end in the NFL for the Miami Dolphins, Cleveland Browns, Baltimore Ravens, Carolina Panthers, and New England Patriots. His brother Todd also played in the NFL. He also was a commentator for ESPNU but was suspended after making a comment during a game that receivers needed to use their soft hands to “caress” the ball and responding to his comment as “kinda gay.”
CHAD JONES! WOOOO!!!!
OK
Now I’m caught up.
I still don’t see how illustrating Paris Hilton in tight jeans is considered kinda anything but hot!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
haha I guess
I should be making fun of myself. As I said I just got done shopping with the wife, I learned from my wife, the jeans that are really tight all the way down to the ankle is brand named skinny jeans.
Coming fresh off the learning experience, when I read it in your posts it looks as if your naming a female brand type of jeans in a football posts.
Now that you deny it, I am realizing you may have been just using the term skinny to desrcibe how they looked.
haha
OK, but again even if it is a brand of jeans how is it gay for me to describe Paris Hilton in them?
And I did not know there was a brand but I was really just refering to tight jeans on a woman….
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Ok so there is a brand of jeans called SkinnyJeans
But they are jeans that are supposed to make you look skinnier which is not what either of y’all are talking about.
When Writing
sometimes you try to describe things in more colorful terms. Saying that something was tighter than tight jeans just didn’t paint the mental picture i was trying to create.
Skinny jeans was not meant to be a reference to any fad or brand – I was simply describing a sexy little woman wearing a pair of tight pants!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Paris Hilton
is not that hot. At all. In my humble opinion at least
OK
That’s a legit argument. Is she hot, is she not?
Not too hot female does not = gay
For my part, I think she’s hot. Trashy as hell and basically crazy but hot…
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
You people are thinking way too hard about jeans and fashion..
that’s kinda gay.
Father. Husband. Lawyer. Nerd.
by Richard Pittman on Nov 21, 2009 5:19 AM CST reply actions
Wow
I can’t win here.
Ok, my article and the reference to a sexy female wearing tight jeans is gay.
Thanks for stopping by.
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