An Incoherent Rant About Lane Kiffin (Profanity Included!)
Recruiting is a dirty business. One of the reasons I don't like it is because it really is a sleazy enterprise. And it's hard to tell exactly where the line of ethical behavior is in the whole affair. Essentially, everyone comes out a little dirty. Bitching about someone's recruiting tactics is usually just petulant whining.
And I agree that a verbal isn't worth the paper it's printed on. There's nothing wrong with continuing to recruit someone who is a verbal somewhere else until he puts his name on a LOI. For example, I don't have an ounce of antipathy for Kenny Bell for switching to Bama on Signing Day (or Saban, before you ask). He gave the indications he was a soft commit, Saban swooped in and used that to his advantage, and PRESTO! He's a Tide. Or whatever the singular of Crimson Tide is.
That said, Jenzen Jackson's switch has really stuck in my craw. It's not that he switched commitments, it's the way he did it. He was a solid verbal for a year, even reaffirmed his solid verbal on Tuesday, but then signs with Tennessee today. Look, if you want to waver, fine. But tell the coaches and be honest about it so they can either make another pitch to you or sign someone else. The fact Jackson has come out and said he made his decision weeks ago just pisses me off.
But honestly, he's a kid. Whatever. I don't have that much invective for him, but I do for Lane Kiffin. Now, we can't be sure that Kiffin orchestrated this whole thing, but considering he bragged about sand-bagging Florida on one of their recruits, it's not a huge logical leap to assume he did the same thing to us. And for that, he can suck a dick.
The guy has the fucking gall to stand up and publicly accuse Florida of recruiting violations? Which, it turns out, weren't violations at all, and Mike Silve made him apologize. Like I said, recruiting is a dirty game, but Kiffin is taking it to another level right now. If he's telling recruits to lie to the other schools for Signing Day surprises like this, he's a complete friggin' scumbag. It's one thing for a recruit to delay his announcement, it's quite another to brazenly lie to the other school. And if Kiffin was in any way part of the lie that Jackson wasn't signing yesterday because he was waiting for his mom, I hope he gets run over by a runaway bus.
LSU fans were already outraged by the way Kiffin talked about Jackson yesterday on ESPNU. Sure, he didn't mention Jackson's name, but it was clear from context the only person he could have been talking about was Jackson. That falls under the acceptably sleazy tactics of a coach, but today Kiffin dropped the hammer on the rest of the SEC. He went out of his way to screw over LSU and picked a fight with Florida. Then he dropped some derogatory comments on Alabama for good measure.
Well, lesson learned. Kiffin has done the impossible: he has gotten Alabama, Florida, and LSU fans to agree on something: Kiffin is a fucking scumbag. Let's curb stomp that motherfucker.
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I have what might end up being a profane rant about a recruit we actually signed, but I'm going to let this post sit at the top for a while.
Richard Pittman
this blog often gives a pass
to kids who do dumb shit b/c they are just that…kids. well mayber kiffin deserves a pass b/c as far as i can tell, based on his behavior, he’s nothing more than a 15 year old kid.
ps-i don’t know of any 15 year old kids who have what it takes to win in the sec.
Poseur,
you upset about something?
Kiffin is just the new dog in the pack, trying to mark his territory. At least that’s the only reason I can come up with for coming in and trying to piss off some of the more significant programs in the league. Judging by what we’ve seen in Knoxville lately, he’s got a long climb up.
Kiffin is just the new dog in the pack, trying to mark his territory
The problem is, he keeps pissing on the couch and it is kind of annoying.
Can someone link to comments?
I’ve seen where he called out Urban for recruiting violations, but haven’t seen anything about him talking about LSU recruits. I want to hate Kiffin too!
"I don't care if i throw for 1,000 yards or 5,000 yards. Baton Rouge loves championships and I'm coming to put more banners up." - Russell Shepard
singularr for crimson tide is tider or bammer
or whatever. wow. if there’s one thing SEC fans (except vols) can agree on, it’s our feeling about this new choad on the block. tennessee season tickets might have value due to their EPIC beatdowns a coming… total carnage.
UF/Tenn
There will be no mercy in this one this year. The only positive of this is I can’t wait to see people try and obliterate them.
I kind of like what Kiffin did
if only because he will wear it for a few years while Vols are teh suck.
The Vols had a spotty record against UF and the east even when they were good, so I don’t see it getting better for them. To hell with replacing Phat Phil; we’ve got their magician in Chavis.
They’re fucked.
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
Urban Meyer
Really the funny part of this, to me, is how miffed Urban Meyer is. Meyer has also been an innovator in the field of slimy recruiting tactics, and now he doesn’t like that another coach has innovated against him. Meyer really has no room to talk with the stunt he pulled on Patrick Peterson last year (he reportedly arranged to have Peterson’s ACT score “red-flagged” which delayed his enrollment and kept him from participating in Spring Practice). In a way it’s kind of cool that he got snaked by someone else willing to push the boundary of good taste, but Kiffin is a POS and needs to be dealt with.
Personally, I liked the suggestion I read on a message board that high school coaches shouldn’t let Tennessee coaches around their players. If high school coaches in Louisiana just refused to let Tennessee coaches in, they wouldn’t get another player out of here. And I don’t see anything wrong with that. What do you do with someone who is actively encouraging children to be deceitful and devious?
Richard Pittman
really...
Doesn’t this go against the spirit of your earlier post ?
Kiffin is certainly a punk, but if a kid can play early at UT…are you going to blame him for wanting to go there?
Not really
I don’t blame a kid for not wanting to come to LSU. Kids have options and they should rightly consider a lot of factors. The problem I have is when a kid acts in a deceitful way, and I have a HUGE problem with an adult who encourages that sort of thing.
Richard Pittman
by Richard Pittman on Feb 6, 2009 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
I agree about Meyer...
Seems like a classic case of someone who doesn’t like a taste of his own medicine.
Mr. Kiffin
“I’m gonna teach you a real lesson now m****f****r, put your f**** mouth on the curb…PUT IT ON THE CURB RIGHT NOW!!…That’s it, now say goodnight!”
Yea, like that, only figuratively.
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 6, 2009 9:55 AM CST reply actions

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