Delusional Optimism Is On Drugs
by Poseur on Oct 21, 2010 9:31 AM CDT
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As those of you who follow the Game Threads know, I've been having some recent medical problems (I blame Greg McElroy - I don't know how, but I'm sure he did something to me), which is why my drink of choice in the Game Threads has been Vicodin.*
*BRIEF ASIDE: Why does Eminem love Vicodin so much? Why on earth would you take this crap recreationally? It's like saying to yourself: "Hey, self, I'd like to be woozy but not in a fun way, with the added bonus of upsetting my stomach so I can't eat anything, but ironically, I have to take the pill on a full stomach or I'll get even more sick. Is there a pill that does this? Vicodin? Really? I'll take ten dozen." I mean, it doesn't just suck a little bit, it sucks a whole lot. I can't imagine taking this stuff FOR FUN.
Anyway, I had minor back surgery this week, so I've been out of commission, and probably will be for the rest of the week. I'm less coherent than a Les Miles press conference. Which is a shame, because this week's Lunch with Les was just begging for a CoachSpeak translation. I apologize for not writing that. Because it was really funny in my head. Hell, it's funny without the translation.
Everyone else has been dropping the knowledge this week, so I don't really have a whole lot to add that'll make a whole lot of sense other than this:
I hate Auburn.
I hate their colors. I hate their stadium. I hate their campus. I hate the toilet paper thing. I hate the 2006 game, which is the only game played by a team I root for in any sport that I truly believe was decided by poor officiating. I hate Tommy Tuberville. I know he doesn't coach there anymore, but it doesn't mean I still don't hate them for employing him. And Terry Bowden.
I hate the Cigar game. I hate Dameuyune Craig or however it is you spell it. I really hate Jason Campbell. I hate that Auburn got to rekick a missed extra point due to a rule so obscure that it has only been called once in a game (against LSU), and was then promptly taken out of the rulebook.
I hate that Auburn is "gritty" and "knows how to win" but we are "lucky". I hate that Auburn is viewed as up and coming and LSU is in decline despite the fact that LSU improved by more SEC wins last season and has won more games in conference than Auburn for three straight years. I hate Cameron Newton's Heisman campaign.
I hope the earth opens up and swallows Auburn's campus whole. I hate them. I hope they lose every game. I hate that Auburn is getting credit for playing well and that LSU is not. You'd think having a great defense would mean something, but apparently not. I hope we don't just win, I want to kill Auburn. I want a blowout. I want every media member who has spent the season mocking LSU to have to write a grudgingly positive column next week about how maybe, just maybe, LSU isn't just some marginal team getting by on lucky breaks. You know who they are.
I hate Auburn. I hate the doubters. I hate the constant chorus of "luck", which is just a way to deny LSU credit. I hate LSU fans who have adopted that storyline just because they hate Les Miles. I hate constantly apologizing for a team that is 7-0. I hate having to justify our success this season. Apologies have stopped, now we're just taking names.
This game is payback. You hear me, guys? This is the game where you go out and take out all of your frustrations against all of the negative energy surrounding this team this season. Auburn is the team getting your justly deserved plaudits. Go take it from them. They are the physical manifestation of the profound lack of credit you have received.
They must be punished for that. No one is going to give you anything. You're just going to have to take it. If y'all want positive coverage, if you want people to recognize what you have accomplished, you're going to have to beat the hell out of Auburn. Go do it. I believe in you.
Or maybe it's just the Vicodin talking.
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You owe me $352.50
After reading the big Gipper speech I shot out of my chair and charged through the wall to take the field…the secretary was unimpressed. The sheet rock guy was more appreciative.
by ZimmZimmZalaBimm on Oct 21, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Couldn't agree more
I’m with you, from the BS ESPN tosses out there about Auburn ‘dominating’ while LSU evidently wins the lottery every week ( offense > defense? since when? ) to your opinion on Vicodin; I stopped taking mine and just dealt with the pain after a surgery than to put up with the nausea – hang in there man – maybe the Tigers can win one for the gip, er …Poseur?
I thought Vicodin was supposed to make you mellow out
I’d hate to see this column if you weren’t on drugs!
Don't Panic.
by 4.0 Point Stance on Oct 21, 2010 9:58 AM CDT reply actions
I'm notorious...
… for having reciprocal reactiions to drugs. Whenver the doc prescribes me something, I assume the opposite of the warning is what will happen to me.
And Xanathol… they should win for themselves. It’s Statement Game time. Either the critics are right or wrong, based on this game, fairly or unfairly. This game is the defining game of the season.
Fake Pundit. Real Fan.
And The Valley Shook!
blame Greg McElroy – I don’t know how, but I’m sure he did something to me
You can rarely go wrong in blaming a ginger.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
You can rarely go wrong in blaming a ginger.
Hey….that’s not nice.
Seriously though, hate on. My husband lived in Bham for 3 years working with all Auburn people (no school of architecture at Bama). He somehow grew a soft spot for them because of all these good friends we made. I, however, hate them with passion approaching that of my hatred of Ole Miss. My grandfather went to Bama and so encouraged this hate.
by janepriceestrada on Oct 21, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I would like to point out
that clearly was not his fault, I mean how is he supposed to win when he has a great running game and all pro defense constantly bailing him out? Its just not fair to expect him to be competent at his job. HE"S UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE! He has to live up to John Parker Wilson the man was a god!
Woohoo!
It really makes my day to read articles like this.
Thank you, Poseur, thank you very much.
Geaux Tigers!
Ditto all of this!
Especially the parts about the cigar game & 2006. Getting jobed once in a game happens. Getting jobbed in a game no less than SIX times is RICOCKULOUS! Not to mention that ’06 game was the worst game road trip I ever had. Ugh. Th eonly thing worse than Auburn is Bama.
Top 10 things I hate:
10. Satan / Atlanta Braves – tie
9. Atlanta Falcons
8. Pittsburgh Penguins
7. Dallas Cowboys
6. USC
5. Ohio St.
4. Florida
3. Taxes
2. Auburn
1. Bama
I must create my belief system lest I be enslaved by another - Thomas Paine
I love that the Pittsburgh Penguins made your hate list. My deep loathing for Sidney Crosby knows no bounds.
I hate Alabama but will grudgingly admit they are worth hating. Auburn is not even worth hating, which makes me hate them more.
Fake Pundit. Real Fan.
And The Valley Shook!
I hate that fvcker...
If Sidney Crosby played football I’d hate him even more….
I must create my belief system lest I be enslaved by another - Thomas Paine
by Curtis Bleaux on Oct 21, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Needs more Ole Miss. :-P
LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?
by AllSaintsDay on Oct 22, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Tell me why
this shouldn’t be read to the team prior to kick off. Forget game plans. Pure, unadulterated hate will provide the want for victory.
by TigerTex on Oct 21, 2010 10:46 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
They are the physical manifestation of the profound lack of credit you have received.
Amen!
Time to geaux TAKE what’s ours.
Hate on Brother, Hate on!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Delusional Optimism
You do it justice. Pretty sure I was the first person on this site to use the phrase back in July. Glad to see it catch on.
I have chosen to embrace delusional optimism because it helped me through many Saints seasons and I enjoy getting excited this time of year.
by Big McLargeHuge on Oct 21, 2010 11:12 AM CDT reply actions
Well I'm pretty sure you plagerized your moniker
from that anatomy show my wife watches so……..
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
by SouthernMan on Oct 21, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
sure did. I wasn’t accusing of anything, though. For all I know, maybe the term seeped into my subconcious from another site. Like I said, glad to see it catch on.
by Big McLargeHuge on Oct 21, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe it seeped into my subconcious
I thought I was the first to use it, but there it is in July. Credit to Big.
Fake Pundit. Real Fan.
And The Valley Shook!
I just assumed
it was a play on Mgoblog’s Unverified Voracity.
LSU - "...the defense you want to be and your girl wants to be with."
Your wife watches the "Mutiny in Space" episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000?
LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?
by AllSaintsDay on Oct 22, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Personal Story - back in the Dark Ages (early/mid 90s)
I was exiled to the bad lands (liven in Bham) and was often invited to Auburn or Alabama viewing parties.
At one such event (Auburn v Georgia) I was laughing when Georgia scored to take the lead and everybody got ALL upset. A public discussion of my allegiances ensued and I was told that living in Alabama I would have to pick a team, Alabama or Auburn.
I told them that my purple and gold blood ran thick and I hated Auburn almost as much as I hated Alabama so I was always happy to enjoy a good SEC game with them but they would be waiting for a cold day in hell before I rooted for either team.
They lost, I laughed and oddly enough I wasn’t invited back! :)
Hate on Brother!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
It happen to me too
We were transferred from of all places Boca Raton, FL to Montgomery, AL many years ago. Upon arrival I was immediately questioned as to whom I’d be pulling for, Alabama or Auburn. When I replied neither I was immediately persona non grata. After 15 months my wife and I finally scraped up enough cash to pay the ransom and move at our our own expense to Atlanta. Worst 15 months of our lives.
this is awesome
i have missed your Les Miles’ speak this week, but this makes up for it.
Get better.
Add SI to the Enemies List
What gets me is their criticisms always mention our coach or luck or game management as a reason we suck. There’s a reason those guys won’t mention the players; they all realize how good they are and how much crow they’ll have to eat if we win this game. It’s like a poker player on a bad bluff. They keep it going till the end and wind up looking like an idiot when it’s all said and done.
by Big McLargeHuge on Oct 21, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow....LMAO!
That SI article is too Funny! I think you’ve been on those drugs alot longer than this week if you haven’t noticed the “LUCKY” times that Les Miles has screwed the pooch and still come out with a win this season. I’m not saying that Auburn hasn’t had its share of breaks but I’m also not in denial either. But the part of that aritcle that calls LSU the biggest flop…. Oh man. I bet thats a dent in the ole’ ego. And by 5 of the seven polled. Ouch! Hey good luck this weekend, Hopefully you won’t jump in front of a bus if it doesn’t work out for you. Then again maybe you’ll be doing a lot of people a favor.
By the way, We hate you too. Not LSU mind ya. Just YOU!
War Eagle! ….LOL!
mmm..
fried drugs.
Father. Husband. Lawyer. Nerd.
by Richard Pittman on Oct 21, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
GREAT!!!
Can anyone get this up in the locker room? This is GOLDEN!!!
Made my day…GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!
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I think we need to help Poseur out with some other reasons that he hates Auburn that he probably forgot about...
Allow me to add on…
I hate Auburn because their kicker tried to start a fight with our band in 2001…after their entire team stomped on the eye of the tiger at mid field.
I hate Auburn because of the Dorsey Chop block in 2007.
I hate Auburn because if an Auburn fan reads this post he’ll tell LSU fans to “quit whining”, then he’ll go tell his Auburn buddies that there is a conspiracy in the state media to promote bama more than Auburn because they wrote 57 lines on Bama’s win over Ole Miss but only 55 lines on Auburn’s win over Arkansas. (This actually happens)
I hate Auburn because they still complain about the 2007 call as being stupid and the only reason we won that game is because we were “lucky”. When in reality it was their own stupid coach who mishandled the clock that day.
I hate Texas Tech because Tommy Tubberville is now their coach.
I hate Auburn because Chizik is a tard, and nobody knows yet because the Gus Bus is running full throttle.
"I know the quarterback has a strong arm, but...I mean the ball's not gonna outrun ME" --PP7
Wow Jonno
Does your wife know all of this? :)
If you are a War Damn Eagle, you can War Damn anything.
by WarDamnZach on Oct 22, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
She does
And she will LOVE rubbing an Auburn victory in his face this Saturday for a very long time :)
LOL
Burn
"I know the quarterback has a strong arm, but...I mean the ball's not gonna outrun ME" --PP7
and it has been a while
glad I could cut away from work this week to have a little fun
If you are a War Damn Eagle, you can War Damn anything.
Quit whining.
I hate Auburn because when they got hosed in 2004, BCS guilt enabled us to go to the NCG in 2007 with two losses, including the last regular season game.
I hate Auburn because we barely have a winning record against them instead of getting stomped like we do against Alabama.
Speaking of which, I hate Auburn because we never went through 27 years of losing on our home field against them.
I hate Auburn because they should be the east and we should get to play Vandy every single year instead.
I hate Auburn because they chose to play Georgia from the east every year, leaving us with Florida, which is scary.
I hate Auburn because our game is always the 3:30 feature CBS game of the week.
I hate Auburn because all our games get nicknamed, like the Earthquake Game and the Interception game.
I hate Auburn because two of our three biggest rivals come from the state of Alabama, having no other worthy teams in the state.
I hate Auburn because they defy our 4.3 year average coaching tenure on the Bayou.
I hate Auburn because we stole our Tiger nickname from them.
#2 Cameron Newton for Heisman
by War Eagle Atlanta on Oct 22, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey Now!
It was my understanding that Aftrenoons with Uncle Verne and Gary were universally reviled in the SEC, second only to the dreaded 3 Dave Zombie Bake in the noon slot? Is this not true?
SEC football should be played at dusk, where it has always belonged.
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
You forget
The rest of the SEC ain’t man enough to play night games every week.
Can’t hold their liquor.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Oct 22, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
3-Dave Zombie Bake
Now that’s funny. Some folks haven’t even gone to bed yet for those 11am’ers. Pencil Auburn in for a loss at least half the time.
#2 Cameron Newton for Heisman
by War Eagle Atlanta on Oct 22, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
War Eagle Atlanta
It must really suck to be The gump’s ‘Jenny’ all the while knowing LSU is the guy that owned the strip joint who let you sing a song or two to make you feel talented but really just wanted you to strip like the skank ho you really are.
But that’s ok, no matter how bad we stick it to you, you n forest will always be like peas and carrots.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
As you would expect the strip joint owner to be in
a movie about a bama retard and his biotch.
Just like in the strip joint you get exposed for the tramp you really are tomorrow! Enjoy.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Haters Haters Haters
Calm down …. man I cant wait till this weekend when AUBURN dumps 60+ points on the overrated LSU team … IM going to be LOVING IT !!!!!!!!!!
haha rightttt
I can’t wait until all the Cam Newton Heisman talk comes crashing to a halt this weekend.
Love it like you love grammar?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Oct 21, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Overrated?
Do you know what that word means? Who exactly is rating us? My chief complaint was our lack of credit.
Fake Pundit. Real Fan.
And The Valley Shook!
by Poseur on Oct 21, 2010 2:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think....
And this is completely an assumption, he is refering to the fact that all the offenses that LSU has faced up to this point have been FAR-LESS than steller. But don’t take my word for it, check it out yourself. Between your drug induced comma’s.
I’ve had 2 back surgeries. So I feel for you in that aspect. I still hate you but I understand…..
If it makes you feel better
About that hot garbage you call a pass defense, to rip on ours, go ahead lol.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Oct 22, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Really...
And what do you call that HOT passing game you’ve got down there?
By the way I wasn’t ripping on your defense. I think they are very good. But the poster was a lil confused as to what the guy was refering to so I thought I’d try to help. But it did make me feel a lil better….lol!
When you've allowed almost everybody
To complete 60% or more of their passes (and LSU didn’t have much trouble passing on Florida — who’s a whole lot better in the secondary than Auburn), you should be nervous about ANY passing attack you face.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Oct 22, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
McDonald's wants their royalty check
Ba da ba ba bah you’re loving it….
I must create my belief system lest I be enslaved by another - Thomas Paine
by Curtis Bleaux on Oct 21, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
As far as reasons for hating Auburn
Let’s not forget 1994 and five fourth quarter interceptions – three returned for touchdowns – by he who shall not be named. Listening on radio while driving on the interstate, I had to pull over to the shoulder to keep from killing myself and others.
to be honest I don't hate Auburn for that
That was all on our real idiot savant coach, Curley ‘I taught Bret Farve the Art of the Interception’ Hallman
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Posuer
You have officially made the list of Greatest Posts ever. There is only this post repeated infinitely.
One year ago
One year ago Poseur wrote an auburn pre-game column about how he had a difficult time getting excited about the game because the match-up had lost its luster. Someone then emailed him to explain what a loser he was for insufficient hate. Problem corrected? Or just the drugs?
Identity Crisis
Another reason to hate AU is because they don’t even know who they are.
They say they are Tigers (Just trying to copy the best team in the SEC) with no historical reference. Secondly, they they think they are Plainsmen (which would probably be their best moniker). Finally, they think they are the War Eagles. A very strange place indeed.
Personally, I cannot fathom why young men of talent commit to play at that location, unless all the other SEC schools rosters are full. Maybe we should pity them as well.
Laissez les bon temps rouler
You Mean...
Kids like Trovon Reid….Hehe! And looks like Greg Robinson this year. Like those guys?
Identity Crisis – This coming from a bunch of fans that can’t spell Go!
But we can pick a mascot and stick with it...
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Oct 22, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
LA Kids
It is so awesome that you actually know and are able to quickly identify the kids you get from Louisiana!!! LA by far has the best highschool talent of any state in the nation. Even more incredible, LA has one of the smallest populations. Best College Football and best HS footabll!!!
Note: LA is the #6 State for putting studs in the NFL.
Laissez les bon temps rouler
Can't Help it...
This post is exactly why I love LSU fans – you guys really know how to hate! Hope you have another reason to hate Auburn @ 6 o’clock Saturday night…………
As an attorney who does a lot of criminal work and domestic relations
I can tell you hydrocodone (the active ingredient in vicodin) is a monster. In terms of how long term usage affects your brain, it is in my opinion second only to alcohol in terms of its destructive capacities. Hydrocodone addicts are, in my experience, made irrational and aggressive by the drug. I’ve seen it quite a bit, and I can usually tell when someone I’m meeting is a hydrocodone addict. They have a warped sense of martyrdom, a lack of impulse control and anger control, cause a lot of conflict, and can’t keep their concentration together long enough to manage their problems. Specific examples would be shocking if ethical rules allowed me to post them. I would say that hydrocodone addiction is probably more destructive than cocaine addiction, and is surpassed only by meth addiction (which does not have a great mental impact that I can discern, but will absolutely wreck your body).
So yeah, don’t get used to that stuff.
Father. Husband. Lawyer. Nerd.
by Richard Pittman on Oct 21, 2010 4:39 PM CDT reply actions
But is there any way to tell if it's affecting Poseur?
LSU - "...the defense you want to be and your girl wants to be with."
cymbals clashing...
that was cold dude!
Don’t hate on Poseur, what with Auburn right in front of us and all….
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
How could you forget marijuana?!!?
That stuff kills!!!
Sounds like horrible stuff, but
If it is not as bad as alcohol, then I don’t know how you ID addicts as the volume of alcohol in your average La client would cover any hydro affect.
Hell, if it is not as bad as my favorite wine-spritzer then perhaps I need to give it a try!
by ZimmZimmZalaBimm on Oct 22, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
A sign.
Last time a Heisman QB played a great defense ……….Denard Robinson lost his.
I Kneel Before Zod!!
And don't forget
when Mr. Mallett met Alabama.
by tigeronthenorthshore on Oct 21, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Best Article Yet
Enough with all the speculation! It’s about time someone just posted an article saying what we all really think: we hate Auburn. Good stuff. I wish I could find it but back in 2006 in the Daily Reveille the editor’s note was a hilarious 500 word paragraph on why Auburn sucks. This article reminded me of that.
I hate Auburn because they call themselves the Tigers. They were the War Eagles, then Plainsman, now Tigers? I’ll never respect that.
Better yet, why don’t I say the things I love about Auburn:
I love how in 1993 they didn’t get to play for a national championship because they were on probation. I love how in 2004 they were screwed out of the national championship, and rightfully so after LSU go HOSED in a 10-9 loss at Auburn. I love how in 2005 their kicker missed 5 field goals. I love how in 2007 LSU snatched a victory at the last second. I loved the look on Tuberware’s face after LSU kicked an onsides kick to start the game in 2001. And I loved how last year in Tiger Stadium trailing 31-3 with less than a minute left Auburn had to score a pity touchdown just to crawl back to Auburn, Ala. with some dignity.
I love to hate Auburn.
I love how in 1993 they didn’t get to play for a national championship because they were on probation. I love how in 2004 they were screwed out of the national championship
That’s cold blooded right there.
Hate on Brother!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Full of Win
This post is.
My hate for Auburn and Tuberville is so great that I now hate Texas Tech – which is tricky b/c it’s my inlaws alma mater.
Actually I feel sorry for Texas Tech
They LOVED Mike Leach and so wanted Tubbs to carry on but they are now realizing what an arrogant idiot douche he is.
My prediction is he will not last past next year unless he somehow miraculously wins the B12 (or Grande10 or whatever the conference is next year).
Go to the TT Nation, they already hate him, I laugh!
!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Thanks for keeping it in perspective!
We love those things as well. We also love how the Auburn fans file into Shakey’s and other restaurants in Auburn, AL and think they have the best team in the country every year even after they lose to Alabama or LSU or Florida or Georgia or anyone. Thanks again!
by Cajun Patriot on Nov 13, 2010 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
The first time I went to Baton Rouge
It was shocking to see how much they hated Auburn. Didn’t matter. We still had a great time and would gladly go again, though it would be nice to see a WarPlainsTiger vic’try in Baton Rouge for once (you could call it the Cigar Curse at this point). Got nothin’ but love for ya, Tiger Nation. Hope we manage to royally piss you off tomorrow! :P
this is a fun discussion
Only went to 1 road game when I attended Auburn. I was a senior and my first cousin was an LSU freshman. Everywhere I walked on campus before the game were loud obnoxious drunken buffoons screaming “Auburn sucks!” and F___ Auburn!" over and over. Before half time these same fans were screaming “Dinardo, you SUCK!” and cursing at their own players. This particular game ended with our idiot douche of a coach smoking a cigar on your field. It was great. And your welcome for us ending Gerry Dinardo’s tenure.
Don't flatter yourself
Dinardo blew a lot more games than Auburn.
In fact at that point I could have cared less about Auburn at that point, any game was just another opportunity to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
How has it been going for you guys in the ‘Idiot’ (isn’t that what you all call our coach?) era. 1-4 looking pretty good there, huh?
Oh and you boy “Mahlchizidick” will be 0-2 this time tomorrow. enjoy!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
I'm in the minority
I’ve been accused of being a member of the flat earth society because I don’t think Les Miles is stupid. He’s definitely not someone I’d want to play poker with. The “idiot douche” comment was something I copied from someone further up the board in jest. I like Tommy Tuberville and wish he would have smoked a lot more cigars on your field.
And the cigar game was definitely the writing on the wall for Gerry Dinardo. I was friends with this crazy old guy who claimed that LSU would never get rid of Dinardo because of his mob connections. He had us dying with laughter, he said “Yeah, he’ll kiss you right on the mouth and BOOM, get your affairs in order, son, it’s OVER!”
Well, it’s been fun. Prepare for a real battle tomorrow. I like the demon reference by the way. It’s great irony since your coach is the one who sold his soul to the devil, not ours.
For the record, Melchizedek was not a demon - he was a high preist
And as a member of the flat earth society you should know better that to fall for the transaction with the devil meh meh.
The fact is Les Miles will Jedi mind trick the order of Mahlchizidick into thinking he is doing something stupid while setting you up to rip your heart right out of your chest cavity and barbeque it right there on the Plains.
Afterward we’ll enjoy a little more bourbon and maybe a few corn dogs!
Have a GREAT day!!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
“Oh and you boy "Mahlchizidick" will be 0-2 this time tomorrow. enjoy!”
“Personally, I cannot fathom why young men of talent commit to play at that location, unless all the other SEC schools rosters are full. Maybe we should pity them as well.”
“I can’t wait until all the Cam Newton Heisman talk comes crashing to a halt this weekend.”
LSU just got steamrolled by a superior team and the best player in college football. Enjoy the Music City Bowl.
You guys talk a lot of crap, but in the end, you went down just like everyone else.
Dude...Your post mad my day...
You are the ULTIMATE hater.
Well written and full of vitriol and disdain…
Nice stuff.
Glad you now have another thing to hate about us….lol
Your post is the reason I REALLY enjoyed watching us bury your team under 440 rushing yards…..
Again…appreciate your hard work… :)
IT MADE MY WEEKEND!
Wow! That is some strong animosity! We like every team less that LSU, but...
Now don’t get us wrong…we like every, I mean every team less than LSU, being alums, supporters, sponsors, etc. But we have friends who feel similarly about other SEC teams. We travel to share games with them at their team’s stadiums, pulling for LSU, talking about our history together, etc. A friend invited us to a TCU game this year, and we replied, “TC who? not interested.” Are there any other teams outside the SEC? I guess some wise guys out there would say we need to broaden our horizons, open our eyes, etc. We have been watching (in person most of the time) LSU games for almost 40 years. We have heard during that time of rumors of teams called Southern Cal, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Michigan, Texas, and recently some teams called Oregon, some state college, and TC something. We guess for somebody they are important and mean something. To us, they mean nothing. We know Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, oooh Ole Miss and Miss State, even Vanderbilt and South Carolina but where are these other teams from? We don’t like Ole Miss at all, or many (or all?) of the other SEC teams, but we respect them. Don’t think we hate any, but at times it comes really close. After all is said and done, we understand Poseur hating Auburn. That is not hard to do.
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9 | 21 | 21 | 34 |
| East | Conf | Overall | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| W | L | W | L | |
| 2 South Carolina Gamecocks |
18 | 11 | 39 | 15 |
| 4 Kentucky Wildcats |
18 | 12 | 41 | 15 |
| 3 Florida Gators |
18 | 12 | 40 | 16 |
| 5 Vanderbilt Commodores |
16 | 14 | 29 | 25 |
| 8 Georgia Bulldogs |
14 | 15 | 31 | 24 |
|
8 | 22 | 24 | 31 |
