GAMETHREAD: LSU v. Communism: THE REMATCH, 6:30pm
A team that comes to bat with swords, clearly Un-American.
GЯEETINGS COMЯADES!
Tonight our Kolonels, lead by GLOЯIOUS KOMMANDANT ЯYAN KOOPEЯ (1.06 ERA/2 ER/17.0 IP) will again destroy the supposedly great LSU Tigers in their disgusting TEMPLE OF FILTHY CAPITALISM on the banks of the Mississippi. Again our fearless Kolonels under the direction of PЯEMIEЯ CHIP DUЯHAM will shame these BOUЯGEOISIE and bring glory to the MIGHTY PEOPLES UNIVEЯSITY OF HOUMA/THIBODEAUX!
Remember kids, a win tonight is not just for revenge, it's for America. And St. Patrick.
PITCHING MATCHUP
LSU - So. LHP Chris Matulis (2-0, 0.90 ERA, 10.0 IP, 6 BB, 7 SO)
NSU - So. LHP Ryan Cooper (2-0, 1.06 ERA, 17.0 IP, 4 BB, 10 SO) Also likely the entirety of the NSU pitching staff
Weather
Rained last night, clouds have been easing all day. Will be a bit cold, mid 50's and dropping
inspired by an old EDSBS joke I can no longer find
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I love the irony
of the “trademarked” watermark.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
Pregame
Ranaudo is throwing “completely without pain”, still wont be in this weekend.
In other news the #*$!* greenies swept kansas, one of the games was a shutout. No doubt most of you in the Metarie/NO area have heard AAAAAAALLLL ABOUT IT.
/kicks a new hole in Jrlz’s door.
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
also
Hanagriff and The Coog on the mic tonight.
A Shamrock has been cut into the outfield grass
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
1st
Matulis in
Commies up first
K
short to 3rd, easy toss out
home run over the left field wall, 0-1
pop fly to center
Watkins K
nola pops out to right
dean K
0-1 Communists
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
2nd
Grounder to 1st
short to nola, easy toss out
K

gibbs pops out
mahtook pops to center
landry homers off the right field pole, 1-1
hanover grounds to 3rd, easy toss
1-1 tie
0-1 Communists
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
3rd
Matulis still in, Bradshaw warming
pop out to shallow right
grounder to nola, throw not in time, single
pop to left
pop to landry
gaudet single to right
delatte K
watkins grounds to right, toss out, gaudet advances
nola short to 2B, easy out
1-1 tie
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
4th
Bradshaw in
stand up double to the right wall
HBP
sac bunt, moves both runners
sharp to nola, gets the runner at 3rd, but 1 scores, 1-2
base hit to center
reed warming
pop to watkins
dean flys out to right
gibbs grounder to second, easy toss
mahtook walks
landry grounds to 1st, through a glove and into right.
hanover over 3rd basemans head for a single, scores 1, 2-2 tie
gaudet deep to left, HOMER! scores 3, 5-2
delatte grounder to first, easy out
5-2 LSU
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
5th
Bradshaw still in
grounder to nola, easy toss
grounder to hanover, easy toss
K
watkins walked
nola up, watkins steals on WP, K
dean, single under 1B’s glove, watkins comes home, 6-2
gibbs flys to right
mahtook off shortstops glove into left, double
landry, dean scores on a WP, 7-2, HBP
hanover up, landry steals, grounder to the mound
7-2 LSU
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
6th
Reed in, morrman warming
short to nola, great toss
grounder to hanover, toss out
K
gaudet walked
delatte K
watkins pops to deep left
nola flys to center
7-2 LSU
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
7th
morrman in
K
HBP
K
grounder to the mound
dean fly to left
gibbs out
mahtook walks
landry up, mahtook steals, pops out
7-2 LSU
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
Notas
The green trim looks good. Reminds me of mardi gras
The shamrock is suh-weet
Leon’s walkup song is catchy as shit.
Corazon y Alma
8th
Alsup in
fly to left
K
easy pop to mahtook
hanover singles to left
gaudet up, 3 WP move hanover all the way home, 8-2, gaudet walks, dishon PR
delatte up, dishon steals, k
watkins single up the middle scores 1, 9-2
nola up, WP moves watkins, single to left
dean singles, they throw out nola, watkins scores, 10-2
dozar singles
katz flies out
10-2 LSU
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
9th
bertuccini in
edward in right
dozar behind plate
K
homer to right, 10-3
K, out at 1st
ICEMAN NEED PRACTICE
grounder, easy out
X
10-3 LSU and AMERICA!
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook

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