A team that comes to bat with swords, clearly Un-American.
GЯEETINGS COMЯADES!
Tonight our Kolonels, lead by GLOЯIOUS KOMMANDANT ЯYAN KOOPEЯ (1.06 ERA/2 ER/17.0 IP) will again destroy the supposedly great LSU Tigers in their disgusting TEMPLE OF FILTHY CAPITALISM on the banks of the Mississippi. Again our fearless Kolonels under the direction of PЯEMIEЯ CHIP DUЯHAM will shame these BOUЯGEOISIE and bring glory to the MIGHTY PEOPLES UNIVEЯSITY OF HOUMA/THIBODEAUX!
Remember kids, a win tonight is not just for revenge, it's for America. And St. Patrick.
PITCHING MATCHUP
LSU - So. LHP Chris Matulis (2-0, 0.90 ERA, 10.0 IP, 6 BB, 7 SO)
NSU - So. LHP Ryan Cooper (2-0, 1.06 ERA, 17.0 IP, 4 BB, 10 SO) Also likely the entirety of the NSU pitching staff
Weather
Rained last night, clouds have been easing all day. Will be a bit cold, mid 50's and dropping
inspired by an old EDSBS joke I can no longer find