LSU vs. Alabama Hype, as Interpreted by Old-School Pro Wrestlers, Part 4: the ULLLLLtimate Promo!

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Vince McMahon: Ladies and Gentlemen! Allow me to present...the ULLLLLLLLLLtimate Warrior!


The Ultimate Warrior: HEEERRRREEEE ME WARRRIOORRRSSS!!! THE FIRE THAT FLOWS THROUGH MY VEINS IS UNEXTINGUISHABLE!!!!! IT IS THE FIRE THAT FLOWS THROUGH THE HEARTS OF ALL OF MY WARRIORS!!!!

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Warrior: AL..abama...YOU ARE STANDING IN THE PATH OF FIRE! It is a fire that burns at a level that youuuuu cannot comprehend. IT IS THE FIRE OF ALL THE WARRIORS THAT HAVE COME BEFORE MEEEE!!! I WILL BEAR THAT TORCH THAT CARRIES THAT FIRE FOR ALL OF MY WARRIORS! We will lock our arms around that torch, Alabama, but only one that has the power that comes from the GODS ABOVE US may dance with the flame. And when we lock our arms together, you will FEEL THE POWER OF THE WARRRRRIOR!!!

What will happen...at the Capstone Collision...has already been written. It was written a long time ago BY THE WARRIORS THAT CAME BEFORE US!! And it is a path THAT ONLY WE DARE TAKE! It is a path that will lead you BEYOND THE MOUNTAINS OF NORMAL EXISTENCE!!!! It will lead you. To Parts. Unknown. And there. THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE awaits.

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