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Realistic Pessimism*

*Realistic may not be an entirely accurate portrayal of the truth 

First Quarter:

Context: First play of the game, Alabama completes a 14 yard pass.

No pressure at all so far

Everyone could tell, LSU was not going to be able to pressure the QB for the entire game. Probably should have packed it up right then and there. Somehow though, LSU decided to keep playing the game knowing how badly the QB was going to slice up the defense.

Context: Anthony Jennings attempts his first pass of the night to Travin Dural that falls incomplete.

wide open. Got a Jennings special there

Jennings does specialize in incompletions. That must be what the coaching staff loves about him. They love it slightly less than torturing our fan base with bad QB play.

We are just terrible at qb....

will it ever end ?

LSU has never, ever had good QB play under a Miles coached team.

Other than last year, 2012, 2011, 2007, 2006, & 2005.

probably not. We keep scaring away real QBs for some reason

Damn it Miles, stop recruiting those fake cardboard cut outs of QBs and actually recruit a red blooded American QB.

Second Quarter:

Context: TJ Yeldon runs for an 18 yard gain. Kendall Beckwith is out of the game with an injury, and D.J. Welter replaces his at MLB.

Welter is the worst mlb in LSU history. Beckwith stuffs that.

While there is no denying Beckwith is a superior player to Welter. Everyone on that play got blocked. But I am sure, Beckwith, who is an un-confirmed x-man, would have used his mutant powers to have everyone become unblocked on that play.

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Context: Sims, throws his best pass of the night, a behind the shoulder pass to Cooper. Cooper also made an incredible catch on the play.

Collins has to make a play there

Jalen Collins does need to go eyes in the back of his head, so he can make that play. What a jerk for not taking one for the team.

Context: After Alabama misses and field goal and the defense holds.

Collins + Welter = disaster

LSU should have blocked that fieldgoal and returned it for a TD. Anything less than that was an absolute disaster.

Some people just can't be happy with anything.

Context: Amari Cooper scored a touchdown on a 22 yard pass.

Pathetic effort right there. Does Chavis know that Cooper is on the field?

that is just stupid defense

That is all on Chief

Clearly, the DBs did not care for this play, and put in a pathetic effort. Chief didn't have press coverage on Cooper, and chief got burnt. Chief is a terrible DB.

Context: Jennings on a 3rd and 4, throws an incomplete pass.

Jennings hurried the throw for no discernible reason whatsoever. He's so bad guys. Just so so bad

You're forgetting, Jennings is not trying to make this offense work. He is a sleeper agent for Alabama.

Context: Middle-End of the Second quarter.

Jennings ...

Has he completed a pass at all?

Nope, not one pass had been completed all game. What about the TD pass? Didn't see it, Jennings is awful.

Everyone gets it. There are some people who want the back up QB to play. Those people can ask for that. But to constantly down a player who is trying their best, those people can do the following.

Context: Jennings throws an interception while attempting to Dural who slipped on the play while the ball was already released.

Goddamn it. Doesn't matter if Dural is up or not, the defender was right there regardless

Vinny, there were two guys right there. That route was undercut by a mile. Standing or falling, Dural was irrelevant. That's a pick all day

I am not quite sure you know what undercut means. Either way Jennings is proving more and more each game, he is a sleeper agent, whose sole mission is to ruin the LSU football program. Dural might be in on it too.

Halftime

Context: Sean and JR are trying to bring this game into a reasonable perspective, to keep people from going over the deep end.

Good God ... the shocks and struts on our bandwagon must be rated for the space shuttle.

With everyone jumping off in the first half of every game and then cannonballing back on in the fourth.

by SeanLSU on Nov 8, 2014 | 7:04 PM reply rec flag JR Ella

LSU fans for you! The best at "the sky is falling"

I really don’t know where that comes from. Insane.

Sweet baby Jesus, please #SaveSmitty

by JR Ella on Nov 8, 2014 | 7:04 PM up reply rec flag

Then they get this gem.

You guys always counter with this nonsense. like people are just supposed to ignore that we very likely are trotting literally the worst QB in the country out there week after week

Come on Sean and JR, come to the dark side. Quit trying to enjoy the game, and cheer on your team. Didn't you know, statistically speaking (and it can be proven with statistics), we have the worst QB in the country.

Fourth Quarter:

Context: Jennings running to his left, gets hit as he throws and the pass falls short of the receiver

Short armed another throw that was wide open

Jennings is clearly at fault as he was playing football with physics still applying. Why can't Jennings play football with physics turn off? C'mon

Context: Domaigne squib kicks a ball out of bounds.

Our kicker needs his fucking ass kicked

Good sir, see above. Also, you may need your ass kicked.

Overtime:

Context: Before a play has run,

WTF are we doing on D

fuck Chavis and fuck Miles for not doing something about it.

It's not like our defense played well for the entire night. Thanks Chavis, Thanks Miles

Context: Jennings throws a pass to Melvin Jones who turns his eyes downfield before catching the ball resulting in a drop.

WTF with this play calling????

Cameron should have not run the "FB drops the pass that would have gained a solid 5 yards" play. Cameron is a bad coach.

Post game, and first impressions I can't even do this week.Too much stupid to sift through.

This is on the coaching staff.

Starting with Miles

and Sean replies with this,

What?!

Did Miles kick it out of bounds on the kickoff after we took the lead?

Did Miles call an Alabama pass complete that was not completed and then blatantly refuse to review it?

Did Miles allow ridiculous pass interference by Alabama on the final play of overtime?

by SeanLSU on Nov 8, 2014 | 9:08 PM up reply rec flag

Clearly Sean, you do not get it. Miles controlled all of these aspects. He likes watching his team lose.

We will never beat Bama again with Nick as coach.....

Bama just owns LSU and will for a long long time….we choke in crunch time and bama balls out….we just can’t do it…

This was sadly greened. LSU should just forfeit this contest ever year, until Saban is gone. Especially next year, when we will have a better QB situation.

Yeah blame the refs

and not the fucking morons who are paid to manage our team

Mike Pereira would like to have a word or two with you.

After Vinny questions why this commetor showed up after the game was finished to say his comment above, he came back with this.

Keep sucking Les off.

Im sure one day it will pay off for you.

Oh boy has it payed off? Every non rational person who backs Miles, has got to be receiving something in return. I personally get paid in penis, others get payed in cash. (See poll below)

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