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Glenn Guilbeau is not a happy camper

"Lying State University." "Stupid." "Very stupid." "Stupid and needs to be altered." English major at Auburn? Nay, Glenn Guilbeau, beat writer for the LSU Tigers!

OH, DEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!!!!

Glenn is evidently very disconcerted with Les Miles', ahem, STUPID injury policy. Why doth the great one mislead? Maybe because he simply doesn't give a fuck?

Journalists traffic in information, and that information is being withheld. It's the very lifeblood being drained out of the sports-literary populace of the state of Louisiana.

Boo. Fucking. Hoo.

Wonder if ole Les read any of this? I can hear him thinking right now:

I'M GONNA TEAR HIS EYEBALLS OUT AND I'M GONNA SUCK HIS FUCKING SKULL!

STUPID IS GOOD. STUPID IS RIGHT. STUPID WORKS. STUPID CLARIFIES, CUTS THROUGH, AND CAPTURES THE ESSENCE OF THE EVOLUTIONARY SPIRIT. STUPID, IN ALL OF ITS FORMS: STUPID IN LIFE, IN MONEY, IN LOVE, KNOWLEDGE HAS MARKED THE UPWARD SURGE OF MANKIND.

AND STUPID, YOU MARK MY WORDS, WILL NOT ONLY SAVE THE LSU TIGERS, BUT THAT OTHER MALFUNCTIONING CORPORATION CALLED THE MOTHERFUCKING NCAA!!