GЯEETINGS COMЯADES!
Tonight sees the filthy capitalist pig LSU Tigers kower in fear at the MIGHTY PEOPLES UNIVERSITY OF HOUMA/THIBODEAUX KOLONELS! Be amazed as PЯEMIEЯ J.P. PIPEЯ, in year six of the five year plan to dominate the SOUTHLAND KONFEЯENCE, strikes a mighty blow to the BATON ЯOUGE BOUЯGEOISIE!
...or Nicholls will just get blown out like every other time we play them. Game is at 7pm, Cox Sports where available.