The less said about this, the better. I will simply post the Tigers starting lineup and you can start thinking about what moment I wished I never got my internet working again.
3B Helenihi
CF Mitchell
C Ochinko
LF Dean
DH LeMaheiu
SS Nola
RF Pontiff
1B Haydel
2B McGhee
For those of you scoring at home, that's a backup starting at every infield position. Yay.
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