Ahh yes, it's about that time again folks. LSU football is now less than a month away, camp is starting and the LSU roster is officially up to date with pictures of all (well, most) of the new freshmen, as well as the new pics of all our beloved veterans. Few things give me as much pleasure as perusing the new pictures and drawing asinine conclusions/ridiculing the shit out of the mugs of all these guys that make our hearts beat every Saturday during the Fall.
I think it's best to do this in numerical order, to assure all that I'm not discriminatory in any manner.
Depicted above is Peterson's response after being told that he couldn't cover Julio Jones.
These eyes are watching you.
If talent is decided by best mustache, Morris Claiborne is the best player on the team.
"Dude, I know. So they call it a fro-hawk. Awesome right?"
"Michael, how many people does it take to bring you down?"
"I represent the Bama Bangs Coalition. We're currently taking applications."
Barkevious wasn't amused upon hearing he won name of the year.
"Hey Boo Boo, ya wanna go get some pic-a-nic baskets?"
"Benny... wake up. Snap out of it Benny. Snap out of it."
"So uh... what are you doing tonight?"
"Are you sure you're on the team? I'm not sure I've ever seen you play."