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A Special Guest Breaks Down the BCS Championship Game: Mr. Director

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Here at And the Valley Shook, we search high and low to find the best possible analysis for the big-time matchups, and Game of the Century of the Year 2: Game Harder is no different. Plus, we all know that celebrities are all smarter than us common folk, therefore, we are proud to present some predictions from some of the leading celebrity football authorities in America. In today's installment, America's greatest comedic genius, Mr. Director, weighs in.

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What's this? You want me to talk about your little football game? Bubby, sweety, let's move here. I've got a movie to direct, plans to ponder, scenes to cinemize. The masses need to laugh. After all, I'm a genius.

This football thing you've got going -- it's great, I love it. It can make the people laugh. Take the word Alabama -- transpose the letters "b" and "l" and you get Abalama -- that, in a nutshell, is comedy. And then LSU. They have that kid, that does that thing, that zippy thing where he takes the ball. What is his nickname? The Honey Badger?

OH I LOVE DA NICE LITTLE BADGER PERSON! FLAMEEL!

Alright, let's not waste time. Let's break this thing down. I can see this. After all, I'm a genius. Now, the key to football, is the bucolic propensity of the known against the backdrop of universal truth. Those nutty funsters from Alabama, OYEL HOW THEY MAKE WITH THE HITTING! OW WITH ALL OF THE BOOMS! But then, Coach Miles, they way he does that scene, he's not funny ha-ha, he's funny uh-oh. He's a genius too, and that sweeties, is why the Tigers are going to win.

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AND OH NICE BADGER WITH THE TEETH AND PAWS! ALL THE ZIGGING AND ZAGGING AND WITH THE FOOTBALL HE'S GONNA DO A THING! FREUNLAVEN!