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The Bizarre One loves the Crimson Tide.


This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Hunt For Red October. 1990.

You know...I've always loved submarine movies. Something about a small tube...packed with men in tight quarters. Maybe Crimson Tide, 1995, is more of your speed. Mmmmm Denzell Washington, Gene Hackman. Close enough to touchhhhh...

But this Saturday, there's going to be some close quarters with another Crimson Tide. Mmmmmmmmm I hope you're ready Alabama. Because I know I am. The Crimson Tide won't be the only red on the move that night, I promise you that. All that grabbing. Clutching. Horse play. You might say it really gets my...blood...flowing.

So come to me, Alabama. Join me on the field of competition. We'll battle. Tussle. Get it on, if you will. Back and forth. Harder. Faster. Building the tension until we make that whole stadium just...burst! In one massive...explosion of excitement.

Beware Alabama, all that glitters is not gold. That shimmer you see off of those crystal balls is nothing compared to the beams of light pulsing and throbbing off of me.

And this Saturday Alabama, you will never forget the name...

/sucks in air

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...Gollllllllllllldust...