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Kentucky...We're Here...

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Let me show you…my home.

OOOOHHHH THE SUN...SHINES...BRIGHT...IN MY OLD...KENTUCKY...HOME!

Heh heh heh heh...doncha looove that song?

Allow me, my friends to welcome you as guests in MY humble home. We don't care for the sunshine too much. But I like to think that it's warm. A place for any wayward soul to feel...at home.

For all are merry! Happy! And bright! Y'see, in my house, there is no judgment! All are free to be...whatever they want! I embrace them all...I show them love! For together...together we can do...great things.

For when the day passes...it leaves a shadow over the heart that only I can light. For as we will spread sorrow where all...was delight. You see...out there...people will judge you. Look down on you. THEY WILL CAST YOU OUT IN THE COLD. But here...here we are mighty...here...we have the power...

It's a power that outsiders will never understand! FOR WE ARE A RIGHTEOUS PLAGUE THAT  WILL WASH OVER THIS WORLD...and leave behind...a wasteland of damnation...where the sinner and the saint shall all...burn...together.

So come my friends...relieve yourselves of your weary loads...join in the chorus of the faithful. Prepare yourselves...for the sweet embrace of inevitability.