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#BamaHateWeek Wouldn't Be Complete Without a Visit From...

Ladies and gentlemen! Allow me to introduce a very special guest this week, coming to us live, in this very ring…

Flair: Meeeeeeaaaaaaaan WOO! Geeeeeeeennnnnnneee! What the hell is goin' on in Baton Rouge tonight!

Now, I haven't been around much lately, but y'all oughta by now that the Nature Boy is NEVER too far from home. And where else, would I want to be, besides walkin' that aisle on a Saturday night, when the lights shine brightest, a hundred thousand people are packed in, and millions are watchin' around the world! WOOOO!

Alabama! You know the score. We've been down this road before, and we'll still be goin' down it long after this Saturday! You know what I'm all about, and I know what you're all about. You know, that whether I'm custom made from head to toe in a $4,000 suit like this little number

/makes slow turn for the camera

Or stylin' and profilin' in a $9,000 custom robe! Whether I'm takin' care of business in a Fortune 500 board room or in front of a sold out crowd that's been lined up for days just to catch a glimpse of the man! Or whether I'm driving my brand new BMW i8, or flyin' in my Learjet -- Ric. Flair. Is all. About. The best.

It's somethin' that a bunch of stump-jumpin' rednecks from that backwards state will NEVER understand. They'll never know what it's like to wear alligator shoes! A Platinum Rolex! They'll never know what it's like to be one of the most finely tuned athletic machines in the entire world! And they'll NEVER. See a hundred girls lined up down the block of the biggest nightclub in town JUST WAITIN'. For their chance. To catch a ride. On Space Mountain.

Woooooo! Alabama! CRIM-SONNNNN TIIIIIDE! When you're under those bright lights! When those 100,000 fans are all screamin'! And when you stand there across the ring from the Nature Boy! You're gonna find out just what it feels like to be in the presence of greatness. And when this is all said and done, you're gonna know just what it's like to tangle. With Ric. Flair.


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