THROUGHOUT ALL THE HEAVENLY BODIES THAT DOT THE NIGHT SKY the Macho Man Randy Savage shines the brightest OH YEAH! The Moon, the stars, Venus, Pluto, SAT-TURN! Yeah!
And much like the Moon the Macho Man controls the Tide. Each ebb and flow and wave and current will be what I say it is on Saturday Alabama, you can bet your bottom dollar on that!
SPEAKIN' FROM THE HEART! The Macho Man cannot tell a lie and it is the truth that I am the lord and master of the ring! THE BEST! Past, present and future! Ooooh yeah that's right.
Alabama and the Macho Man, we've been down the road before. Up and down the road and up and down the road and we're gonna go down it again one more time. You know I've always done my business STRAIGHT UP! FACE TO FACE! I don't politic, I don't go behind people's backs no, you always know where to find the Macho Man. But that's now how you operate is it, you gotta go talk to Jack Tunney and Greg Sankey to get what you want, well that's fine, the Macho Man will be waiting on Saturday.
ONE HUNDRED TWO THOUSAND PEOPLE YEAH and every single eye in that stadium will be trained on one man and that man is the Macho Man Randy Savage. SHININ' SO BRIGHT THEY CAN'T SEE NO ONE ELSE! The Macho Man outshines them all because he is the diamond of the Southeastern Conference. And just like a diamond the Macho Man will be the hardest, toughest thing in Tuscaloosa Alabama and he WILL take on all comers.
BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR AND I'LL MAKE YOU A RICH MAN OOOOOOH YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!