LSU vs. Mississippi State: BIG. GAME. PREVIEW.

BIG. GAME. PREVIEW. is always late, but also always on time. Would you believe it if I told you the LSU defense hasn't allowed a single yard, point, completion or positive carry this season? That, my friends, is pure football domination. All hail King Steele, who has died and rose again. There is no more left to say. Let's get to it.

Buff Mike and Cowbell the Cartoon Dog Have a Chat

Hey Dan, whatcha Mullen?

Hey Dan, whatcha Mullen?

Shoulda leaked those Harbaugh nudes when I had a chance to take the job in Ann Arbor.

Hey Dan, whatcha Mullen?

If my name were Dakota, would I go by Dak or Ota?

Hey Dan, whatcha Mullen?

When the screen goes black at the end of Sopranos, I really think it was Tony getting capped. I don't care what David Chase says.

Hey Dan, whatcha Mullen?

Sharks, my name is Dan and I am asking for $400,000 for 12% equity in my....

Hey Dan, whatcha Mullen?

ADIDAS really does great work with these uniforms.

Hey Dan, whatcha Mullen?

They really don't play "Centuries" by Fall Out Boy enough.

BUFF MIKE TELLS COWBELL THE CARTOON DOG A JOKE

All dialogue credit goes to Poseur on this one.

Tape Study

Here's some rare footage I uncovered of the 2014 LSU Defense trying to tackle Dak Prescott and Josh Robinson:

This Week In Numbers

No, Seriously though, HERE COME THE MIGHTY BULLDOGS

*this is not photoshoppped

IT NEVER RAINS IN TIGER STADIUM

Buff Mike Tells Cartoon Cowbell Another Joke

VIVA STARKVEGAS

Still Edwin

I have not forgotten, Edwin. 5 minutes of rained out football doesn't wash away your football sins. #StopEdwin #FreeLes

BULLDOGS FOR DUMMIES

The Count of Monte Lesto

"Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you did in Rome. Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will know you as we know you: as Dan Mullen, the man!" -Count of Monte Lesto

I'm hesitant to state that this game is about pure revenge. Yet, then I take a look at the pure unraveling of LSU's team post the Mississippi State loss and find it fit to blame them for the entire damned season. Remember the gaping, god awful holes in the middle of the defense they exposed? The same ones that Auburn bored open with pleasure. Remember Dillon Day stomping on not one, but two LSU players? Remember how many times the announcers reminded us that Dak Prescott hailed from Louisiana and was another shining example of the staff's inability to recruit/develop QBs? It is time to avenge those sins. Those sins against the men who do walk through the Valley of Death. Those sins against a team that once prided itself on playing fierce, relentless defense. Those sins against the dominant player in this relationship.

Ask not where our mercy is, State, for we are not saints.

LSU: 42
Mississippi State: 13