Auburn Tigers...the Awwwwwwburn Tigers...they the Tigers? You sure? Cause they ain't. You're talkin' about a group of people that don't even know their own name. I mean they even keep it written down. They even went and bought a big giant TV screen to remind themselves.
And yeah, Auburn is big and strong and tough, but you think I care? You know, I been around the block a few times with these guys. We run the roads, and I know what kind of morons we're talkin' about here. They put Auburn's brain in the damn eagle and it flew sideways into a wall so what's that tell ya?
YOU THINK YOU CAN COME IN HERE WITH YOUR PRESEASON HEISMAN TROPHY WANNABE AND YOUR RAZZLE DAZZLE AND THAT I'M JUST GONNA STAND AROUND WITH MY THUMB IN MY UNDERPANTS?!!!!!! I WILL BEAT YOU TO A PULP, I WILL FIGHT THAT COACH OF YOURS, I WILL PLUCK THE FEATHERS OFF THAT CHICKEN AND I WILL BURN EVERY PIECE OF TOILET PAPER IN TOWN!!!!
I WILL FIGHT THE ENTIRE STATE OF AUBURN IF I GOTTA!!!