Eastern Michigan Definitely Has a Price

A paycheck game with Eastern Michigan? When you're the Million Dollar Man every game is a paycheck game, because everybody has a price, and when you get in the ring with Ted Dibiase you can bet your bottom dollar that he's going to make you pay.

And this Saturday the Eagles are going to find out exactly what the Million Dollar Man is made of. Oh he's loaded with a whole lot more than sawbucks -- that's right, he's one of the most finely tuned athletes you are ever going to see, and he's going to put you to sleep with one very expensive million dollar dream.

People like to say that there's more to life than money. Those people sound poor and awful, but THEY'RE NOT WRONG! That's right, there's also winning, and on Saturday night, the Million Dollar Man doesn't have to buy a win, he's just going to go out there and beat the ever living hell out of anybody that's in his way, and then he's going to do it again and again and again all the way through the rest of this fall.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!