Outtakes from The Opening: Rejected 7-on-7 Team Names

Now, if you read cdub’s excellent breakdown of LSU’s presence at Nike’s The Opening this weekend, you may have noticed some...interesting team names for the 7x7 competition. Vaporspeed. Lunarbeast. Hypercool.

Bad guys from the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers? Robot Masters from the Mega Man series? Inventions from the mind of a 9-year-old on Adderall?

You should see the list of names they rejected...

HiddleSwift
Mega Raptor
Arachno-Blaster
Electric Mayhem
Particle Men
Blazerizer
Miracle Violence Connection
Hyperscream
Slay Gibbon
Cryo Spectre
X-Rayzor
Flight of the RumbleBee
Solarsonic
Boomer Kuwanger
Laserzooka
Happy Ferret
Kodiac Marmoset
Blastromech
Sassy Stallion
Dudes With Attitudes
Awesomesaurus
Plaster of Baddass
Phaser Storm
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