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Playin’... “Nice”... College & Magnolia

Walt fills us in on all this clown business.

I know y'all have to be a little creative in recruiting after everything with Cam Newton got so public, but can we talk about this? It seems kind of counter-intuitive to me.

Hey, it's LSU week, I guess some of y'all's fans started arriving a bit earlier. Normally that type of behavior is limited to every other year when UGA or Bama comes to town, though.

So his RKO attempt failed in our last game -- what wrestling move will Tray Matthews fail to tackle Leonard Fournette with this year?

The chair. Definitely the chair. It's not like he's going to use his body. It's a business decision, after all.

Has Gus considered letting Nova the Eagle play quarterback? Seems like it'd be pretty difficult to tackle.

I think it was considered a possibility, but even Nova may be a bit too erratic, and he doesn't have the maneuverability. Plus, let's face it, he's not going to be very accurate. We actually debuted the upgrade who could be a game changer last week.

I know there's a lot of talk in Auburn about hot seats and new coaches, etc... but just hear me out: why not let Bruce Pearl do it?

At this point, I think a lot of Auburn fans might be down for that. Bruce definitely has a better personality than Gus.

We all know crazy stuff happens in this game, with property damage a distinct possibility. If the game gets into overtime, how about we just let Shaq and Charles Barkley settle it with a sumo wrestling match? Deal?

I... I'd actually pay real American dollars to see that. I think Shaq would probably win, but man would that be a sight to see. Make it pay-per-view and use the proceeds towards the flood.