GAMETHREAD: Men’s Basketball @ Texas A&M, 7:30pm, SEC Network

Hey! SEC Shootyhoops! It’s a thing!

Subbing in here for Marques, who’s lost somewhere in Baton Rouge’s never ending traffic jam. LSU’s back on the road tonight at College Station, desperate to hold the season together and prevent their resume from being completely torn apart long before Football’s signing day. The Tigers wont get an easier test than the Aggies of A&M. 0-3 since the start of conference play, including a FOURTY TWO point blowout against Kentucky, A&M looks nothing like last year’s sweet 16 team.

Meanwhile, LSU is trying to fix their glaring issues on defense. Coach Jones has promised a new lineup approach to get the issues fixed quickly. We’ll see if the medicine works, tonight at 7:30pm on SEC Network.

BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT THE REAL PROBLEM: AGGY HAS NO IDEA WHAT A KING CAKE IS.

I don’t know whether to laugh or feel sorry that this tragedy is what passes for King Cake in East Texas.

Yeah, I’m laughing.