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T-Bob Hebert’s A Song of Purple & Geauxld: Week 12

No Armistice For Aggies.

T-Bob Hebert
THE STORM RAGED! WINDS HOWLED, LIGHTNING CRASHED AND THUNDER BEAT DOWN UPON THE EARTH!
THE TEMPTEST’S FEROCITY KNEW NO LIMITS AND LORD ORGERON COULD SEE THAT HIS MEN WERE ON THE VERGE OF BREAKING…
SENSING THE INVASION OF KNOXVILLE HANGING IN THE BALANCE THE SWAMP KING TURNED TO ADDRESS HIS ARMIES ...

“Hey you gotta love football man! Its like playing football in the backyard, geaux tigers”

Emboldened by their leaders majestic words, the Tigers fought with renewed vigor! Armed with the belief that such eloquence was sure to curry the favor of the Gods! Thus did Swamp King stare defiantly into the driving rain as his enemies were swept away before him. Victory for the men of LSU….

Lord Orgeron returned to Baton Rouge to find a land of peace and plenty… the success of the last few months had brought much prosperity to his peoples. Campaign season was nearly at an end and they seemed poised to follow him into the long dark of the offseason. Still, before he will allow himself rest he knows one final test awaits… Enemies from the West…

The Wild Men of College Station ride in from the lands of Texas with revenge on their minds!

Having been defeated by the the Tigers for the last few years, these Aggies come for more than gold, or glory… they RIDE FOR CHAOS! They seek to shatter the confidence of Lord Orgeron’s people, and throw his lands into open rebellion once more!

SO BE IT… LET THEM COME… THEY WILL BE CUT DOWN THE SAME AS THE REST AND LORD SUMLIN WILL NOT RETURN FROM DEATH VALLEY! LET HIS FATE WILL BE AN EXAMPLE TO THOSE WHO WOULD SEEK TO CHALLENGE THE MIGHT OF THE SWAMP KING! FOR THIS IS NOT THE END, BUT MERELY A BEGINNING! THE LANDS OF PURPLE AND GOLD WILL BE RETURNED TO THEIR FORMER GLORY, BUT FIRST THE AGGIES MUST PAY THE PRICE!!!!!!

SO EXPECT NO QUARTER FOR NONE SHALL BE GIVEN!

MAY THE GODS.

HAVE MERCY.

UPON YOUR SOULS!!!!

Audio available here.