Cole Tracy’s Parents Have a Full Bar in Their House

LSU football’s official account tweeted this fun video of the Tracy family watching the final moments of yesterday’s classic between LSU and Auburn.

Cole would, of course, go on to be the game’s hero.

That’s all well and good, but can we talk about the full bar his parents have INSIDE THEIR HOUSE? Complete with slot machine? The Tracy family built a damn New Orleans bar inside their house and it took this kid that long to wind up in Baton Rouge?

Do they have nightly drink specials?

There’s a woman behind the bar. Do they have her on retainer?

What are the bar’s hours?

Is this open to the public?

Check out his dad with the tequila shot in hand. Self assured, never any doubts. He poured the celebration shot before the damn kick. “Money Cole is my son and my son doesn’t miss goddamn game-winners.”

Can I come over next weekend? We can do tequila shots for every kick Cole makes. Every kick. Extra points included. I wanna get smashed with the Tracy family and watch football. Come on, I promise it’ll be a good time.