Playing “Nice” — Red Cup Rebellion

Of all the things y’all have spent money on over the last few years, why does the nWo belt look like it cost $20? Y’all know a decent replica belt isn’t *that* expensive, right?

In the world of professional wrestling memorabilia, I’ll concede you are clearly more knowledgeable and award you $Texas. You may get a lot of close-up looks at that belt Saturday, so you can get back to us on the authenticity.

So 8:15 is a pretty late start. Who’d Matt Luke get to cover for him at the Piggly Wiggly?

Les Miles. And 8:15 really isn’t late unless you don’t know how to DVR your Matlock re-runs.

Do you wish we’d had late-night kicks more often to maybe give Hugh Freeze less...free time?

I think he’s still available as an offensive coordinator if y’all would ever like to beat Bama again — just throwing that out there.

Jokes aside, I think we can all agree that playing this game in September is an affront to both the old gods and the new ones. How is this Rebel Rags’ fault?

I just want the 2020 version of this game to be the ultimate scheduling nightmare scenario — Baton Rouge, Halloween night, full moon, Billy Cannon wore #20, fans allowed to ride pet alligators into the stadium, Tigers mauling Christians. Real weird Louisiana hometown folksy stuff.

Y’all found the shark behind a Captain D’s, didn’t you? You can be honest here.

The Landshark is an estuary-based animal as it has both the ability to walk on land and also possesses gills and other fish-like qualities. It’d be pretty gutsy for him to hang around a Captain D’s as they will cook anything from a fish to a pile of cigarettes in the parking lot for a buck. Mascots are extremely serious, and we are still pretty upset at the loss of our traditional on-field mascot — the Rebel Black Bear.

Orgeron...Omaha...Atlanta...any other vowels that are problematic for the Rebels?

Robicheaux, Fontenot, Domingue, Cormier.... any other consonants that y’all can’t pronounce?