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Rating Every Week 7 NFL Game by LSU-Ness

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LSU Tigers dominating the NFL is the only normal thing we have left

Cincinnati Bengals v Cleveland Browns Photo by Jamie Sabau/Getty Images

If you haven’t been paying attention to former LSU Tigers dominating the NFL you might wanna start because it’s a nice escape from gestures wildly all of this. Let’s get right to it.

GIANTS at EAGLES

When: Oct. 22, 7:20 CST on FOX/NFL Network/Amazon

Former LSU Giants Players: None

Former LSU Eagles Players: S Jalen Mills, LB Duke Riley

The NFC East is a travesty.

SCORE: 1/10

STEELERS at TITANS

When: Oct. 25, 12:00 CST on CBS

Former LSU Steelers Players: None

Former LSU Titans Players: CB Kristian Fulton

Hey! Remember when this game was on the docket back in Week 4? Well... yep!

SCORE: 2/10

LIONS at FALCONS

When: Oct. 25, 12:00 CST on FOX

Former LSU Lions Players: None

Former LSU Falcons Players: LB Deion Jones, WR Russell Gage

The Falcons are wearing the gradient jerseys. No thanks!

SCORE: 3/10

BROWNS at BENGALS

When: Oct. 25, 12:00 CST on CBS

Former LSU Browns Players: WR Odell Beckham Jr, WR Jarvis Landry, LB Jacob Phillips

Former LSU Bengals Players: QB Joe Burrow

Our Browns hype was bound to come crashing back down to Earth. It sure did last week in Pittsburgh. That said, this is still a must-watch game for LSU fans. Burrow was on fire last week before an injury to Joe Mixon threw a wrench in the offense, and the Browns still have Odell Beckham and Jarvis Landry. This is an easy choice for LSU Game of the Week.

SCORE: 10/10

PACKERS at TEXANS

When: Oct. 25, 12:00 CST on FOX

Former LSU Packers Players: None

Former LSU Texans Players: None

Skip!

SCORE: 0/10

PANTHERS at SAINTS

When: Oct. 25, 12:00 CST on FOX

Former LSU Panthers Players: CB Donte Jackson

Former LSU Saints Players: None

This would’ve been a 10/10 if it was being played at Tiger Stadium like we thought it might be for a minute, buuut nope.

SCORE: 2/10

BILLS at JETS

When: Oct. 25, 12:00 CST on CBS

Former LSU Bills Players: CB Tre’Davious White, LS Reid Ferguson

Former LSU Jets Players: None

Avoid the Jets as much as you can.

COWBOYS at WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM

When: Oct. 25, 12:00 CST on FOX

Former LSU Cowboys Players: None

Former LSU Washington Players: T Saahdiq Charles

All four NFC East teams are playing one another this week which is good because it limits the amount of contact they can have with outside teams.

SCORE: 1/10

SEAHAWKS at CARDINALS

When: Oct. 25, 3:05 CST on FOX

Former LSU Seahawks Players: S Jamal Adams, G Damien Lewis, C Ethan Pocic

Former LSU Cardinals Players: CB Patrick Peterson, DE Rashard Lawrence (injured)

Jamal Adams attempting to tackle Kyler Murray sounds super intriguing... IF Adams is back from injury this week.

SCORE: 8/10

JAGUARS at CHARGERS

When: Oct. 25, 3:25 CST on CBS

Former LSU Jaguars Players: WR DJ Chark, LB K’Lavon Chaisson

Former LSU Chargers Players: G Trai Turner

I really don’t have anything interesting to say about this game. Chark is awesome tho!

SCORE: 6/10

CHIEFS at BRONCOS

When: Oct. 25, 3:25 CST on CBS

Former LSU Chiefs Players: RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire, RB Darrell Williams, S Tyrann Mathieu

Former LSU Broncos Players: C Lloyd Cushenberry

God it just seems like the NFL is doing everything in its power to keep Clyde Edwards-Helire from scoring TDs. He’s gonna be splitting carries with Le’Veon Bell now, soooo expect Clyde to score three times Sunday because football is weird like that!

SCORE: 7/10

49ERS at PATRIOTS

When: Oct. 25, 3:25 CST on CBS

Former LSU 49ers Players: LB Kwon Alexander

Former LSU Patriots Players: None

Kwon didn’t practice Wednesday, so this might be a SKIP!

SCORE: 2/10

BUCCANEERS at RAIDERS

When: Oct. 25, 7:20 CST on NBC

Former LSU Bucs Players: LB Devin White, RB Leonard Fournette, LB Kevin Minter, WR Cyril Grayson

Former LSU Raiders Players: TE Foster Moreau, DE Arden Key

Yes that is right! Former All-American LSU sprinter Cyril Grayson has been ACTIVE for the Bucs the last few weeks and out there catching passes! Whether or not he dresses out, the Pirate Bowl still has plenty of Tigers to watch.

SCORE: 9/10

BEARS at RAMS

When: Oct. 26, 7:15 CST on ESPN

Former LSU Bears Players: LB Barkevious Mingo

Former LSU Rams Players: DT Michael Brockers, T Andrew Whitworth

Every week I just laugh as I type Andrew Whitworth’s name. That crazy son of a bitch.

SCORE: 4/10