Rejoice friends, the LSU defense has FIXED it’s issues! After being maligned for three poor showings to start the 2020 season, Bo Pelini and his defense SHUT OUT Florida as they—what’s that? Florida scored no points because there wasn’t a game last week?
Ah. Well, nevertheless! You folks decided that you’re more confident in the football team than you were at this point last week.
Look at that, a four percent increase! I guess the old saying is true, “you can’t lose a college football game if the other team doesn’t have enough available bodies to compete!”
In other news, voters were asked if they knew what a Chanticleer was in light of Coastal Carolina upsetting UL-Lafayette, and 75 percent of voters knew it was a proud rooster. I’d bet my life every single LSU person will never forget what Coastal Carolina’s mascot is after those very proud rooster boys took out our baseball Tigers at Alex Box in the 2016 Baton Rouge Super Regionals. Curse you roosters!