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LSU all of a sudden has a second straight bye week, sooooo I guess we gotta pay attention to the NFL again. Let’s get into Week 9!
COLTS at TITANS
When: Nov. 12, 7:20 CST on FOX/NFLN/Amazon Prime
Former LSU Colts Players: None
Former LSU Titans Players: CB Kristian Fulton (injured)
Second Thursday in a row we don’t have any LSU players on Thursday night. Netflix night.
SCORE: 0/10
EAGLES at GIANTS
When: Nov. 15, 12:00 CST on FOX
Former LSU Eagles Players: S Jalen Mills, LB Duke Riley
Former LSU Giants Players: None
How is there an NFC East vs NFC East matchup every week?? EVERY WEEK!!!
SCORE: 3/10
JAGUARS at PACKERS
When: Nov. 15, 12:00 CST on FOX
Former LSU Jaguars Players: WR DJ Chark, LB K’Lavon Chaisson
Former LSU Packers Players: None
For those of y’all not paying attention to the NFL, this is where I prepare y’all for Joe Brady being hired as a head coach in January. The Jaguars and Jets’ epic race for the No. 1 overall pick will likely be a major factor in where he ends up.
SCORE: 5/10
WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM at LIONS
When: Nov. 15, 12:00 CST on FOX
Former LSU Washington Players: T Saahdiq Charles (injured)
Former LSU Lions Players: None
SCORE: 0/10
TEXANS at BROWNS
When: Nov. 15, 12:00 CST on CBS
Former LSU Texans Players: None
Former LSU Browns Players: WR Jarvis Landry, LB Jacob Phillips, WR Odell Beckham Jr (injured), CB Greedy Williams (injured)
There were, predictably, hot takes that the Browns would be better moving forward without Odell Beckham Jr. Then they scored 6 points at home against the Raiders. Even when the Browns are having a kinda good year, they are still very much the Browns.
BUCCANEERS at PANTHERS
When: Nov. 15, 12:00 CST on FOX
Former LSU Bucs Players: LB Devin White, RB Leonard Fournette, LB Kevin Minter
Former LSU Panthers Players: CB Donte Jackson
*desperately holds back from talking incredible shit about the Saints’ win over the Bucs*
SCORE: 7/10
CHARGERS at DOLPHINS
When: Nov. 15, 3:05 CST on CBS
Former LSU Chargers Players: G Trai Turner
Former LSU Dolphins Players: LS Blake Ferguson
A face-off between the two non-Burrow rookie QBs. Should be a pretty good game.... but not a lot of Tigers here.
SCORE: 2/10
BRONCOS at RAIDERS
When: Nov. 15, 3:05 CST on CBS
Former LSU Broncos Players: C Lloyd Cushenberry
Former LSU Raiders Players: TE Foster Moreau, DE Arden Key
The Raiders are by far the most confusing team in the league. They’re probably fun to watch!
SCORE: 5/10
BILLS at CARDINALS
When: Nov. 15, 3:05 CST on CBS
Former LSU Bills Players: CB Tre’Davious White, LS Reid Ferguson
Former LSU Cardinals Players: CB Patrick Peterson, DE Rashard Lawrence
This is a matchup of two QBs who are both effective runners in COMPLETELY different styles. Also a solid LSU corner matchup.
SCORE: 7/10
49ERS at SAINTS
When: Nov. 15, 3:25 CST on FOX
Former LSU 49ers Players: None
Former LSU Saints Players: LB Kwon Alexander C Will Clapp
Mwahahahahaha, we have the Kown now!!! Hahaha!!
SCORE: 2/10
SEAHAWKS at RAMS
When: Nov. 15, 3:25 CST on FOX
Former LSU Seahawks Players: S Jamal Adams, G Damien Lewis, C Ethan Pocic
Former LSU Rams Players: DT Michael Brockers, T Andrew Whitworth
We have SIX afternoon games this week! This happens only like once every three years so take advantage! But also watch this game if you want the most LSU alumni.
SCORE: 7/10
BENGALS at STEELERS
When: Nov. 15, 3:25 CST on FOX
Former LSU Bengals Players: QB Joe Burrow
Former LSU Steelers Players: T Jerald Hawkins
Pray for Joe.
SCORE: 8/10
RAVENS at PATRIOTS
When: Nov. 15, 7:20 CST on NBC
Former LSU Ravens Players: LB Patrick Queen
Former LSU Patriots Players: LB Tashawn Bower
I just realized the Jets don’t play this week. This is the best week of the season yet.
SCORE: 5/10
VIKINGS at BEARS
When: Nov. 16, 7:15 CST on ESPN
Former LSU Vikings Players: WR Justin Jefferson
Former LSU Bears Players: LB Barkevious Mingo
Please let Jefferson eat, Vikes.
SCORE: 5/10