Rating Every Week 10 NFL Game by LSU-Ness

LSU all of a sudden has a second straight bye week, sooooo I guess we gotta pay attention to the NFL again. Let’s get into Week 9!

COLTS at TITANS

When: Nov. 12, 7:20 CST on FOX/NFLN/Amazon Prime

Former LSU Colts Players: None

Former LSU Titans Players: CB Kristian Fulton (injured)

Second Thursday in a row we don’t have any LSU players on Thursday night. Netflix night.

SCORE: 0/10

EAGLES at GIANTS

When: Nov. 15, 12:00 CST on FOX

Former LSU Eagles Players: S Jalen Mills, LB Duke Riley

Former LSU Giants Players: None

How is there an NFC East vs NFC East matchup every week?? EVERY WEEK!!!

SCORE: 3/10

JAGUARS at PACKERS

When: Nov. 15, 12:00 CST on FOX

Former LSU Jaguars Players: WR DJ Chark, LB K’Lavon Chaisson

Former LSU Packers Players: None

For those of y’all not paying attention to the NFL, this is where I prepare y’all for Joe Brady being hired as a head coach in January. The Jaguars and Jets’ epic race for the No. 1 overall pick will likely be a major factor in where he ends up.

SCORE: 5/10

WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM at LIONS

When: Nov. 15, 12:00 CST on FOX

Former LSU Washington Players: T Saahdiq Charles (injured)

Former LSU Lions Players: None

SCORE: 0/10

TEXANS at BROWNS

When: Nov. 15, 12:00 CST on CBS

Former LSU Texans Players: None

Former LSU Browns Players: WR Jarvis Landry, LB Jacob Phillips, WR Odell Beckham Jr (injured), CB Greedy Williams (injured)

There were, predictably, hot takes that the Browns would be better moving forward without Odell Beckham Jr. Then they scored 6 points at home against the Raiders. Even when the Browns are having a kinda good year, they are still very much the Browns.

BUCCANEERS at PANTHERS

When: Nov. 15, 12:00 CST on FOX

Former LSU Bucs Players: LB Devin White, RB Leonard Fournette, LB Kevin Minter

Former LSU Panthers Players: CB Donte Jackson

*desperately holds back from talking incredible shit about the Saints’ win over the Bucs*

SCORE: 7/10

CHARGERS at DOLPHINS

When: Nov. 15, 3:05 CST on CBS

Former LSU Chargers Players: G Trai Turner

Former LSU Dolphins Players: LS Blake Ferguson

A face-off between the two non-Burrow rookie QBs. Should be a pretty good game.... but not a lot of Tigers here.

SCORE: 2/10

BRONCOS at RAIDERS

When: Nov. 15, 3:05 CST on CBS

Former LSU Broncos Players: C Lloyd Cushenberry

Former LSU Raiders Players: TE Foster Moreau, DE Arden Key

The Raiders are by far the most confusing team in the league. They’re probably fun to watch!

SCORE: 5/10

BILLS at CARDINALS

When: Nov. 15, 3:05 CST on CBS

Former LSU Bills Players: CB Tre’Davious White, LS Reid Ferguson

Former LSU Cardinals Players: CB Patrick Peterson, DE Rashard Lawrence

This is a matchup of two QBs who are both effective runners in COMPLETELY different styles. Also a solid LSU corner matchup.

SCORE: 7/10

49ERS at SAINTS

When: Nov. 15, 3:25 CST on FOX

Former LSU 49ers Players: None

Former LSU Saints Players: LB Kwon Alexander C Will Clapp

Mwahahahahaha, we have the Kown now!!! Hahaha!!

SCORE: 2/10

SEAHAWKS at RAMS

When: Nov. 15, 3:25 CST on FOX

Former LSU Seahawks Players: S Jamal Adams, G Damien Lewis, C Ethan Pocic

Former LSU Rams Players: DT Michael Brockers, T Andrew Whitworth

We have SIX afternoon games this week! This happens only like once every three years so take advantage! But also watch this game if you want the most LSU alumni.

SCORE: 7/10

BENGALS at STEELERS

When: Nov. 15, 3:25 CST on FOX

Former LSU Bengals Players: QB Joe Burrow

Former LSU Steelers Players: T Jerald Hawkins

Pray for Joe.

SCORE: 8/10

RAVENS at PATRIOTS

When: Nov. 15, 7:20 CST on NBC

Former LSU Ravens Players: LB Patrick Queen

Former LSU Patriots Players: LB Tashawn Bower

I just realized the Jets don’t play this week. This is the best week of the season yet.

SCORE: 5/10

VIKINGS at BEARS

When: Nov. 16, 7:15 CST on ESPN

Former LSU Vikings Players: WR Justin Jefferson

Former LSU Bears Players: LB Barkevious Mingo

Please let Jefferson eat, Vikes.

SCORE: 5/10