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Rating Every Week 11 NFL Game By LSU-Ness

Really weird to look at this schedule and not worry about ten thousand cancellations

NFL: Minnesota Vikings at Chicago Bears Mike Dinovo-USA TODAY Sports

CARDINALS at SEAHAWKS

When: Nov. 19, 7:20 CST on FOX/NFLN/Amazon Prime

Former LSU Cardinals Players: CB Patrick Peterson, DE Rashard Lawrence

Former LSU Seahawks Players: S Jamal Adams, G Damien Lewis, C Ethan Pocic

This gets high marks not just because of all the LSU players, but because the first time these teams played was one of the most college football-like NFL games I’ve ever seen. Do whatever you can to catch this game.

SCORE: 9/10

BENGALS at WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM

When: Nov. 22, 12:00 CST on CBS

Former LSU Bengals Players: QB Joe Burrow

Former LSU Washington Players: T Saahdiq Charles (out for season)

Saahdiq had knee surgery Tuesday and is officially out for the season. Buuuuut Burrow is playing an NFC East team so this is one of your best chances to maybe see a Burrow win! High marks despite only one active Tiger.

SCORE: 9/10

FALCONS at SAINTS

When: Nov. 22, 12:00 CST on FOX

Former LSU Falcons Players: LB Deion Jones, WR Russell Gage

Former LSU Saints Players: LB Kwon Alexander, C Will Clapp

Debo vs Kwon is a great linebacker matchup! Kwon was super active in his first game as a Saint, playing nearly every snap at his position.

SCORE: 7/10

STEELERS at JAGUARS

When: Nov. 22, 12:00 CST on CBS

Former LSU Steelers Players: T Jerald Hawkins

Former LSU Jaguars Players: WR DJ Chark, LB K’Lavon Chaisson

Another time for me to speak Jacksonville Jaguars Head Coach Joe Brady into existence.

SCORE: 5/10

PATRIOTS at TEXANS

When: Nov. 22, 12:00 CST on CBS

Former LSU Patriots Players: LB Tashawn Bower

Former LSU Texans Players: None

Good for Tashawn but we ain’t watching.

SCORE: 1/10

EAGLES at BROWNS

When: Nov. 22, 12:00 CST on FOX

Former LSU Eagles Players: S Jalen Mills, LB Duke Riley

Former LSU Browns Players: WR Jarvis Landry, LB Jacob Phillips, WR Odell Beckham Jr (injured), CB Greedy Williams (injured)

Surely one of these days Greedy Williams will be healthy... right?

SCORE: 7/10

LIONS at PANTHERS

When: Nov. 22, 12:00 CST on FOX

Former LSU Lions Players: None

Former LSU Panthers Players: CB Donte Jackson (probably injured)

WELP

SCORE: 0/10

TITANS at RAVENS

When: Nov. 22, 12:00 CST on CBS

Former LSU Titans Players: CB Kristian Fulton (injured)

Former LSU Ravens Players: LB Patrick Queen

Teams are finally starting to figure out how to stifle the Ravens offense, which sucks because watching Lamar Jackson sprint in open space is fun. Here’s hoping Greg Roman can retool this offense. This is a guy who called a direct snap to Mark Ingram in the shotgun on 4th and 1 so.... yeah there ain’t much hoping.

SCORE: 4/10

JETS at CHARGERS

When: Nov. 22, 3:05 CST on CBS

Former LSU Jets Players: None

Former LSU Chargers Players: G Trai Turner

Joe Burrow has locked up Offensive Rookie of the Year after Justin Herbert revealed his new haircut.

DOLPHINS at BRONCOS

When: Nov. 22, 3:05 CST on CBS

Former LSU Dolphins Players: LS Blake Ferguson, DT Davon Godchaux (injured)

Former LSU Broncos Players: C Lloyd Cushenberry

I hope one of y’all legitimately watches this game for the center and long snapper.

SCORE: 3/10

COWBOYS at VIKINGS

When: Nov. 22, 3:25 CST on FOX

Former LSU Cowboys Players: T La’el Collins (injured)

Former LSU Vikings Players: WR Justin Jefferson

The Vikes let Jefferson eat on Monday!

SCORE: 4/10

PACKERS at COLTS

When: Nov. 22, 3:25 CST on FOX

Former LSU Packers Players: None

Former LSU Colts Players: None

America’s Game of the Week ain’t ours!

SCORE: 0/10

CHIEFS at RAIDERS

When: Nov. 22, 7:20 CST on NBC

Former LSU Chiefs Players: RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire, RB Darrell Williams, S Tyrann Mathieu

Former LSU Raiders Players: TE Foster Moreau, DE Arden Key

Oh, ABSOLUTELY!

SCORE: 9/10

RAMS at BUCCANEERS

When: Nov. 22, 7:20 CST on NBC

Former LSU Rams Players: DT Michael Brockers, T Andrew Whitworth (injured)

Former LSU Bucs Players: LB Devin White, RB Leonard Fournette, LB Kevin Minter

Whitworth was carted off on Sunday, and is out 6-8 weeks. Prayers up that we get to see him one more time this year, after which he will probably call it a career. If not, he is awaited in Valhalla.

SCORE: 8/10