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With no LSU Football game this weekend along with what should be a slow news week without many major news events, it’s a great time to catch up on all of the LSU Tigers in the NFL! Let’s get into a... scant Week 9.
PACKERS at 49ERS
When: Nov. 5, 7:20 CST on FOX/NFLN/Amazon Prime
Former LSU Packers Players: None
Former LSU 49ers Players: None
Are you confused because you swore the Niners had at least one LSU player? Stay tuned.... but not for this game.
SCORE: 0/10
GIANTS at WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM
When: Nov. 8, 12:00 CST on FOX
Former LSU Giants Players: None
Former LSU Washington Players: T Saahdiq Charles (injured)
Don’t watch the NFC East.
SCORE: 0/10
BEARS at TITANS
When: Nov. 8, 12:00 CST on FOX
Former LSU Bears Players: LB Barkevious Mingo
Former LSU Titans Players: CB Kristian Fulton (injured)
Being injured, Kristian can relax since he doesn’t have to worry about being punched by Javon Wims.
SCORE: 3/10
LIONS at VIKINGS
When: Nov. 8, 12:00 CST on CBS
Former LSU Lions Players: None
Former LSU Vikings Players: DE Danielle Hunter (injured—out for year), WR Justin Jefferson
While I do appreciate NFL teams trying to win by old-school football, the Vikings’ upset win of the Packers succeeded because of a Dalvin Cook-only gameplan. You drafted Justin freakin’ Jefferson in the first round! Use him!
SCORE: 5/10
PANTHERS at CHIEFS
When: Nov. 8, 12:00 CST on FOX
Former LSU Panthers Players: CB Donte Jackson
Former LSU Chiefs Players: RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire, RB Darrell Williams, S Tyrann Mathieu
Andy Reid recently said he’s no longer a fan of QB sneaks on 4th and 1 after Mahomes was injured on one last year, so it looks like Darrell Williams will have a very specific role moving forward!
Darrell Williams TD‼️#ChiefsKingdom #NFL pic.twitter.com/vqUDNX2xss
— FantasyFootballMEX (@FantasyMex) October 19, 2020
But also, this is Tyrann Mathieu going against Joe Brady’s offense. Yes PLEASE.
SCORE: 9/10
TEXANS at JAGUARS
When: Nov. 8, 12:00 CST on CBS
Former LSU Texans Players: None
Former LSU Jaguars Players: WR DJ Chark, LB K’Lavon Chaisson
Not much to say about this game here except Congrats DJ!!!
God blessed me to be able to marry my first true love! You met a 17 year old freshman in desperate need of braces, with no swag, and a childish mentality and stuck by him no matter what! pic.twitter.com/hbYdwjEOQX
— DJ Chark (@DJChark82) October 28, 2020
SCORE: 5/10
RAVENS at COLTS
When: Nov. 8, 12:00 CST on CBS
Former LSU Ravens Players: LB Patrick Queen*
Former LSU Colts Players: None
Queen was placed on the COVID list after coming into contact with Marlon Humphrey who did test positive, but PQ will be able to play Sunday IF he tests negative all week.
He’s been a goddamn monster, but this obviously reverts to 0 if he doesn’t play.
SCORE: 3/10
SEAHAWKS at BILLS
When: Nov. 8, 12:00 CST on FOX
Former LSU Seahawks Players: S Jamal Adams, G Damien Lewis, C Ethan Pocic
Former LSU Bills Players: CB Tre’Davious White, LS Reid Ferguson
Pete Carroll said he expects Adams to be back this week, so this is a great one!
SCORE: 8/10
BRONCOS at FALCONS
When: Nov. 8, 12:00 CST on CBS
Former LSU Broncos Players: C Lloyd Cushenberry
Former LSU Falcons Players: LB Deion Jones, WR Russell Gage
This is a Super Bowl rematch of the last game John Elway played and I’m bringing that up because I’m still in shock that a guy in my mentions Monday night said John Elway was the fourth best quarterback in NFL history. What the actual hell
SCORE: 4/10
RAIDERS at CHARGERS
When: Nov. 8, 3:05 CST on FOX
Former LSU Raiders Players: TE Foster Moreau, DE Arden Key
Former LSU Chargers Players: G Trai Turner
If this sort of thing matters to you, Justin Herbert is the biggest obstacle to Burrow winning Rookie of the Year. I personally enjoy seeing young QBs thrive in the NFL, but if you want to root for him to struggle so Burrow can win every award, you have the right to do that!
SCORE: 4/10
DOLPHINS at CARDINALS
When: Nov. 8, 3:25 CST on CBS
Former LSU Dolphins Players: LS Blake Ferguson
Former LSU Cardinals Players: CB Patrick Peterson, DE Rashard Lawrence
I’m truly sorry to everyone who doesn’t have Sunday Ticket and has to watch Steelers-Cowboys instead of this. My heart is with you.
SCORE: 5/10
STEELERS at COWBOYS
When: Nov. 8, 3:25 CST on CBS
Former LSU Steelers Players: T Jerald Hawkins
Former LSU Cowboys Players: None
Oh god no. Not in any way.
SCORE: 1/10
SAINTS at BUCCANEERS
When: Nov. 8, 7:20 CST on NBC
Former LSU Saints Players: LB Kwon Alexander* C Will Clapp
Former LSU Bucs Players: LB Devin White, RB Leonard Fournette, LB Kevin Minter
BOOM! The Saints now have an LSU player STARTING on DEFENSE!... well he probably won’t be eligible for this game. But if he is get ready for an LSU linebacker duel!
SCORE: 9/10
PATRIOTS at JETS
When: Nov. 9, 7:15 CST on ESPN
Former LSU Patriots Players: LB Tashawn Bower
Former LSU Jets Players: None
Tashawn Bower was active for the Patriots these last two weeks and I totally missed it! Sorry y’all, he will now be recognized.
But still please don’t watch this shit.
SCORE: 1/10