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If you’re still looking more forward to actual LSU football games than just watching our alumni in the NFL, you certainly have distinct taste. Let’s get onto the games.
A quick reminder that players either out for the season or on practice squads aren’t listed. I’m only listing Tigers that you might get to see dress out in each game.
PATRIOTS at RAMS
When: Dec. 10, 7:20 CST on FOX/NFL Network/Amazon Prime
Former LSU Patriots Players: LB Tashawn Bower
Former LSU Rams Players: DT Michael Brockers
We really hade just a single day between the end of Week 13 and the start of Week 14. What a mess.
SCORE: 3/10
VIKINGS at BUCCANEERS
When: Dec. 13, 12:00 CST on FOX
Former LSU Vikings Players: WR Justin Jefferson
Former LSU Bucs Players: LB Devin White, RB Leonard Fournette, LB Kevin Minter
Justin Jefferson is really that goddamn dude. This tweet becomes truer every week.
The Vikings traded Stefon Diggs for a first round pick then used that pick to draft a better WR. Do not @ me. https://t.co/WJ5F3I86o5
— Evan Saacks (@evansaacks) November 23, 2020
SCORE: 9/10
CARDINALS at GIANTS
When: Dec. 13, 12:00 CST on FOX
Former LSU Cardinals Players: CB Patrick Peterson, DE Rashard Lawrence
Former LSU Giants Players: None
It might be time to ease up on the NFC East jokes now that the Giants seem uhhh kinda good?? The Cardinals are in freefall so we all kinda see where this game is headed.
SCORE: 4/10
CHIEFS at DOLPHINS
When: Dec. 13, 12:00 CST on CBS
Former LSU Chiefs Players: RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire, RB Darrell Williams, S Tyrann Mathieu
Former LSU Dolphins Players: LS Blake Ferguson
Apologies to those who tuned in Sunday night expecting some Clyde. He was active but didn’t play due to an illness. But you shouldn’t be too upset because the game was bookended by two Tyrann Mathieu interceptions! That’s always a good time.
SCORE: 8/10
TITANS at JAGUARS
When: Dec. 13, 12:00 CST on CBS
Former LSU Titans Players: CB Kristian Fulton
Former LSU Jaguars Players: WR DJ Chark, LB K’Lavon Chaisson
Chaisson had a breakout game last Sunday during what has apparently been a rough rookie season for him, so that’s good to see. What you probably won’t see however, is the Jags winning this game.
SCORE: 5/10
COWBOYS at BENGALS
When: Dec. 13, 12:00 CST on FOX
Former LSU Cowboys Players: None
Former LSU Bengals Players: this sucks
Is rooting for the Bengals to fire Zac Taylor and make Joe Brady head coach pure LSU fan fiction? Sure it is, but everything that happened when Burrow and Brady were together was the purest fan fiction imaginable, so we’re gonna try to make it happen.
SCORE: 0/10
TEXANS at BEARS
When: Dec. 13, 12:00 CST on CBS
Former LSU Texans Players: None
Former LSU Bears Players: LB Barkevious Mingo
The Bears are bringing back those weird throwbacks again for some reason for this game. You have no reason to watch this.
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SCORE: 1/10
BRONCOS at PANTHERS
When: Dec. 13, 12:00 CST on CBS
Former LSU Broncos Players: C Lloyd Cushenberry
Former LSU Panthers Players: CB Donte Jackson
The Panthers and Bucs just had their bye weeks LAST WEEK! All the way in December! And nobody had a bye the week before. I have no idea what the schedule makers were smoking when they made that.
SCORE: 3/10
JETS at SEAHAWKS
When: Dec. 13, 3:05 CST on CBS
Former LSU Jets Players: None
Former LSU Seahawks Players: S Jamal Adams, G Damien Lewis, C Ethan Pocic
Watch only to see what the Jets could possibly do next.
SCORE: 5/10
COLTS at RAIDERS
When: Dec. 13, 3:05 CST on CBS
Former LSU Colts Players: None
Former LSU Raiders Players: TE Foster Moreau, DE Arden Key
God I hope that Raiders win last week puts them in the Playoffs and another team has to reckon with the fact that they’re at home because of that.
SCORE: 4/10
SAINTS at EAGLES
When: Dec. 13, 3:25 CST on FOX
Former LSU Saints Players: LB Kwon Alexander, C Will Clapp
Former LSU Eagles Players: S Jalen Mills, LB Duke Riley
Here’s your chance to see former Peach Bowl victim Jalen Hurts make his fourth start against a team from Louisiana. One thing from the first three games is certain: he will score a rushing touchdown. After that there’s no telling what the hell could happen.
SCORE: 6/10
WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM at 49ERS
When: Dec. 13, 3:25 CST on FOX
Former LSU Washington Players: None
Former LSU 49ers Players: None
Well well well, would you look at those Washington... football players. What an upset! Don’t look at this game though.
SCORE: 0/10
PACKERS at LIONS
When: Dec. 13, 3:25 CST on FOX
Former LSU Packers Players: None
Former LSU Lions Players: None
If you have RedZone, always be thankful for rare days like these where there are six games in the afternoon slot. None of them seem that good, but one of them might be stupid and close! This game might seem bad, but the Packers haven’t won in Detroit by double digits in NINE YEARS! There still won’t be any LSU players though so, sorry!
SCORE: 0/10
FALCONS at CHARGERS
When: Dec. 13, 3:25 CST on FOX
Former LSU Falcons Players: LB Deion Jones, WR Russell Gage
Former LSU Chargers Players: G Trai Turner, DE Breiden Fehoko
While this matchup between 4-8 and 3-9 teams might not seem like a good game, it has immense potential to get AMAZINGLY STUPID.
LaRoy Reynolds will block a punt & return it for a TD. The play will be brought back because the Falcons had 12 men on the field. Chargers will run a fake punt & gain 30 yards on the next play. The play will be brought because of illegal hands to the face penalty by the Chargers. https://t.co/xBUkwyAXFJ
— Allen Strk (@Allen_Strk) December 9, 2020
Not only is this your must-watch game for LSU purposes, but it’s also the NFL Sickos Game of the Year.
SCORE: 6/10
STEELERS at BILLS
When: Dec. 13, 7:20 CST on NBC
Former LSU Steelers Players: T Jerald Hawkins
Former LSU Bills Players: CB Tre’Davious White, LS Reid Ferguson
Buffalo in prime time is far less magical with no fans, but if the weather looks like it did last time these teams played in Buffalo we’re in for a fun time.
RAVENS at BROWNS
When: Dec. 14, 7:15 CST on ESPN
Former LSU Ravens Players: LB Patrick Queen
Former LSU Browns Players: WR Jarvis Landry, LB Jacob Phillips
Did you think Buffalo in a massive Sunday night game was fun? How about 9-3 CLEVELAND BROWNS FIGHTING TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS AT HOME ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL AGAINST THEIR OLD TEAM?? HELL YEAH GOOD MONDAY NIGHT GAMES ARE BACK!
SCORE: 7/10
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