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For Just Pennies a Month, You Can Sponsor Joe Burrow’s Offensive Line

Won’t you help save Joe Burrow from his horrendous offensive line?

By Zach Junda
Cincinnati Bengals v Cleveland Browns Photo by Jamie Sabau/Getty Images

*Alyssa Milano voice*

What would you do if there was a quarterback right in front of you? Sitting on a football field, all alone, crying in pain from getting sacked and nearing injury from poor offensive line play?

And what if all you had to do was reach into your pocket and pull out FIFTY. CENTS. to help that quarterback’s life?

Cincinnati Bengals v Cleveland Browns Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images

THIS is that quarterback. And THIS is that moment. Per The Athletic, Joe Burrow was pressured 21 times, sacked three times and hit another four times Thursday night against the Cleveland Browns. He desperately needs a new offensive line.

Go online and join And the Valley Shook with a $15 monthly gift. That’s only 50 cents A DAY and it will give Joe Burrow the offensive line he needs to survive.

Please, go online now. Because that quarterback in front of you can’t wait another week.