Rating Every NFL Wild Card Game By LSU-Ness

The NFL Playoffs are here! Something called Super Wild Card Weekend is happening today and tomorrow? There are LSU players in every game so let’s find out what we’re watching!

COLTS at BILLS

When: Jan. 9, 12:05 CST on CBS

Former LSU Colts Players: None

Former LSU Bills Players: CB Tre’Davious White, LS Reid Ferguson

The Bills were so dominant last week it ended our chances of a Ferguson Bowl III. Either way, I feel like if you don’t have a favorite NFL team and are watching for NFL purposes, the Colts are the one team this weekend you are truly pulling against.

SCORE: 5/10

RAMS at SEAHAWKS

When: Jan. 9, 3:40 CST on FOX

Former LSU Rams Players: DT Michael Brockers, T Andrew Whitworth

Former LSU Seahawks Players: S Jamal Adams, G Damien Lewis, C Ethan Pocic

So uhhh... Whitworth back????

What a crazy motherfucker.

SCORE: 8/10

BUCCANEERS at WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM

When: Jan. 9, 7:15 CST on NBC

Former LSU Bucs Players: LB Devin White (out for COVID), RB Leonard Fournette, LB Kevin Minter

Former LSU Washington Players: T Saahdiq Charles (injured), TE Thaddeus Moss (injured)

Three Tigers that won’t be in action hurts this game’s score big time, but it can’t possibly be a worse football game than Washington’s last one right?

SCORE: 5/10

RAVENS at TITANS

When: Jan. 10, 12:05 CST on ABC, ESPN

Former LSU Ravens Players: LB Patrick Queen

Former LSU Titans Players: CB Kristian Fulton

Only two guys but you get to watch them try to tackle Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson! Actually I don’t know if that makes them more or less compelling from an LSU fan’s perspective... but this should be a good game period.

SCORE: 4/10

BEARS at SAINTS

When: Jan. 10, 3:40 CST on CBS, Amazon Prime, Nickelodeon(!!!)

Former LSU Bears Players: LB Barkevious Mingo

Former LSU Saints Players: LB Kwon Alexander (injured), C Will Clapp

Well the Bears did make the Playoffs like I said I hoped they would last week, but it wasn’t in a convincing enough manner to extend Trubisky, so I think the only way that happens is what a surprisingly good Playoff performa- aw shit I accidentally spoke this into existence didn’t I?

SCORE: 2/10

BROWNS at STEELERS

When: Jan. 10, 7:15 on NBC

Former LSU Browns Players: WR Jarvis Landry, LB Jacob Phillips, WR Odell Beckham Jr. (injured), CB Greedy Williams (injured), S Grant Delpit (injured)

Former LSU Steelers Players: T Jerald Hawkins

After 18 long years the Browns are finally back in the Playoffs..... where they won’t have their head coach and only got one day of practice in. Never change, Browns.

SCORE: 7/10