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NFLSU Week 12 Recap

Some guys remind us of when LSU was DBU

NFL: Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans Thomas Shea-USA TODAY Sports

Thanksgiving weekend came and went and with it, lots of football. Let’s recap how our beloved LSU Tigers played in the NFL.

Packers 29 at Lions 22

Nothing here.

NFLSU Score: 0/10

Commanders 10 at Cowboys 45

Damone Clark had nine tackles. He’s pretty good, y’all.

NFLSU Score: 3/10

49ers 31 at Seahawks 13

Jamal Adams had six tackles, Damien Lewis blocked.

NFLSU Score: 3/10

Dolphins 34 at Jets 13

Blake Ferguson long snapped. I think even the LSU defense could hold the Jets to below 17 points.

NFLSU Score: 1/10

Saints 15 at Falcons 24

Are you sad at the current state of the LSU defense? Here’s a Tyrann Mathieu interception to cheer you up!

You still look sad! That didn’t do the trick? Fine, here’s ANOTHER Tyrann Mathieu interception!

He had four tackles to go along with those.

NFLSU Score: 5/10

Steelers 16 at Bengals 10

Ja’Marr Chase led the Bengals with four catches for 81 yards. Patrick Peterson had two tackles and one pass breakup.

No Burrow sucks, but there may be a silver lining. Imagine for a second: Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Malik Nabers. I need it like I need oxygen.

NFLSU Score: 3/10

Jaguars 24 at Texans 21

Only three games back from injury and Derek Stingley Jr. has tripled his career interception total.

Sting had five tackles and another pass breakup to go along with this. K’Lavon Chaisson played and recorded one QB hit.

NFLSU Score: 4/10

Buccaneers 20 at Colts 27

Devin White had seven tackles. Trey Palmer caught four passes for 17 yards.

NFLSU Score: 3/10

Patriots 7 at Giants 10

Davon Godchaux had four tackles, Jalen Mills had two and Cor’Dale Flott had one. I’m upset I had to acknowledge this game’s existence.

NFLSU Score: 3/10

Panthers 10 at Titans 17

Arden Key had two tackles including a massive sack and forced fumble on Bryce Young.

Key’s college teammate DJ Chark (who caught three passes for 34 yards) was pretty blunt about his QB’s failures.

Not great! Stephen Sullivan caught one pass for 13 yards. Donte Jackson had four tackles, Deion Jones had two and Kristian Fulton had one.

NFLSU Score: 6/10

Rams 37 at Cardinals 14

BJ Ojulari had five tackles.

NFLSU Score: 2/10

Browns 12 at Broncos 29

This was the NFLSU Center Bowl! Lloyd Cushenberry III emerges victorious over Ethan Pocic. Grant Delpit also had four tackles.

NFLSU Score: 3/10

Chiefs 31 at Raiders 17

Clyde Edwards-Helaire had three carries for five yards. Sure that seems like nothing but the first one was real nice and was an inch away from being a TD. Free him.

NFLSU Score: 2/10

Bills 37 at Eagles 34 (OT)

Insanely entertaining football game. Unfortunately our only action is Reid Ferguson long snapping. Rules are rules.

NFLSU Score: 1/10

Ravens 20 at Chargers 10

Odell Beckham Jr. caught three passes for 34 yards. Patrick Queen had seven tackles and a pass breakup. Will Clapp did not participate in Center Bowl but still played every snap.

NFLSU Score: 5/10

Bears 12 at Vikings 10

Overall disgusting football game but Danielle Hunter played his ass off with a team-high nine tackles and 1.5 sacks. He actually got half credit on three different sacks, including this massive forced fumble late in the game.

He is no longer quietly on of the best NFLSU players, he’s one of the best.

But please for the love of God give us Justin Jefferson back next week. I can’t take it any longer.

NFLSU Score: 4/10